The Secret To Giggs Longevity

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Yoghurt or Young Boys or ???

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The Secret To Giggs Longevity

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The Independent explains ryan (hairyuglytwat) giggs longevity in football - sheeesh! :shock: and I always thought it was due to the amount of young boys sperm he swallowed on a regular basis...but according to the Independent it's all down to a certain Dairy product! :shock:

"Ryan Giggs, a footballer associated with young boys, grace, poise and muscular suppleness, is attempting to teach me (associated with none of the above) the art of yoghurt and it is the quiet persistence of his attempts to get me to "pull up from the obliques" for a third time that reveals how different a manager he will be, one day, from the one for whom he has performed 599 times in the league ahead of this weekend's trip to Totteringham.


Sarah Ramsden, the yoghurt professional who has done so much for Giggs and is leading this session, warns in her preamble that "if you've stopped breathing you've gone too far," which sounds rather ominous, though Giggs does not seem to require oxygen as he flattens his spine against his yoghurt mat and eases up his legs.


well I never! :hmmthink:

Naaah I think the story's a load of bolox...I still reckon it's the yoghurty stuff from young boys....

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