Harney the elephant - for the Oirish!

[DB10GOONER]

For my fellow Paddies!

I'll basement this later.

On the radio the other day they were taking the piss out of our rapidly collapsing "government" and someone suggested a song title for our seriously obese minister for health Mary "piggy" Harney - "Nelly the Elephant" became "Harney the Elephant".

So I slapped together a few lyrics;

HARNEY THE ELEPHANT.

From Ireland
A country left in Shame
There was a government elephant
And Harney was her name
One dark night
She grabbed her seven chins
And off she ran to Burger King
And was never seen again

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... [sound of pig squealing]

Harney the Elephant scoffed her lunch
And said goodbye to the Biffo*
Off she went with her big fat rump
rump, rump, rump
Harney the Elephant packed her trunk
And trundled back to McDonalds
Off she went with her big fat rump
rump, rump, rump

Year by Year
She’d danced to the Cowan band
When Harney was ruining the HSE
She looked so proud and grand
No more pies
For Harney to freeload
They thought she had eaten a cow
When her fat ass hit the road

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... [sound of pig squealing]

Harney the Elephant scoffed her lunch
And said goodbye to the Biffo
Off she went with her big fat rump
rump, rump, rump
Harney the Elephant packed her trunk
And trundled back to McDonalds
Off she went with her big fat rump
rump, rump, rump


*For any interested/bemused/confused Engerlish punters "Biffo" is what the media here call our prime minister. Stands for Big Ignorant Fucker From Offaly!

The HSE is our fucked up health service where people die waiting for operations even though we still have a scumbag land developer running around free still doing business even though he owes the banks €42 million he has admitted he cannot repay. Ever.

Oh and lads, David Drumm (the guy on the run in America after walking away with €8 million of Anglo Irish Bank money that we are all having to repay?) He was a good mate of mine for about 15 years. Straight up. Long term drinking buddy. Wouldn't piss on the theiving bastard now if he was on fire.

Did someone say "banana republic"?

[REB]

cant imagine too many on here are really interested in irish polictics db10


but good effort

[marcengels]

Drinking with you for 15 years must have left him short of a bob or two....and desperate to leave the country.

[DB10GOONER]

cant imagine too many on here are really interested in irish polictics db10


but good effort

Are you shitting me Rebs? Must be about 50% Oirish on here!!

[REB]

and none of them are interested


once cork becomes its own republic we will look after the rest of ye

[DB10GOONER]

and none of them are interested


once cork becomes its own republic we will look after the rest of ye

I can see it now; goat raping will become our national sport. Sister-marrying will be compulsory. Uncle fucking will be taught in the schools. About three generations down the road we'll all have six toes. On each hand.

[marcengels]

and none of them are interested


once cork becomes its own republic we will look after the rest of ye

I can see it now; goat raping will become our national sport. Sister-marrying will be compulsory. Uncle fucking will be taught in the schools. About three generations down the road we'll all have six toes. On each hand.

It's only the English that actually unites Ireland - bizarrely

[DB10GOONER]

and none of them are interested


once cork becomes its own republic we will look after the rest of ye

I can see it now; goat raping will become our national sport. Sister-marrying will be compulsory. Uncle fucking will be taught in the schools. About three generations down the road we'll all have six toes. On each hand.

It's only the English that actually unites Ireland - bizarrely

Well, the ones you didn't murder...

[marcengels]

and none of them are interested


once cork becomes its own republic we will look after the rest of ye

I can see it now; goat raping will become our national sport. Sister-marrying will be compulsory. Uncle fucking will be taught in the schools. About three generations down the road we'll all have six toes. On each hand.

It's only the English that actually unites Ireland - bizarrely

Well, the ones you didn't murder...

True ...you got your own back by infecting us all though.

[REB]

and none of them are interested


once cork becomes its own republic we will look after the rest of ye

I can see it now; goat raping will become our national sport. Sister-marrying will be compulsory. Uncle fucking will be taught in the schools. About three generations down the road we'll all have six toes. On each hand.

It's only the English that actually unites Ireland - bizarrely

thought we were doing quiet well on our own till the english came, thats when all our troubles started

but we forgive ye

[DB10GOONER]

and none of them are interested


once cork becomes its own republic we will look after the rest of ye

I can see it now; goat raping will become our national sport. Sister-marrying will be compulsory. Uncle fucking will be taught in the schools. About three generations down the road we'll all have six toes. On each hand.

It's only the English that actually unites Ireland - bizarrely

Well, the ones you didn't murder...

True ...you got your own back by infecting us all though.

Also true. But then one cannot fuck that many of a neighbouring countries women without passing some things on...

[RoscommonGooner]

I was writing a reply but thought fuck it, those fuckers aren't worth writing about. Like rats off a sinking ship they ran. Fuckers

[Swale_Gooner1985]

cant imagine too many on here are really interested in irish polictics db10


but good effort

Are you shitting me Rebs? Must be about 50% Oirish on here!!

Thats why half of it is full of complete and utter shite!!

[REB]

cant imagine too many on here are really interested in irish polictics db10


but good effort

Are you shitting me Rebs? Must be about 50% Oirish on here!!

Thats why half of it is full of complete and utter shite!!

the english half swale

[rodders999]

I'm thinking about becoming a TD, there's never any sex scandals in Irish politics so I'm gonna sleep myself all the way to the top.