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Websites that ask you for your email address, then ask you again to confirm it !!!

For anyone over the age of 1 day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPmgTJGPzlg

Insomnia - Just has a beech of a week work-wise, really need some down-time and rest and I just cannot sleep properly.

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 28, 2021 4:09 am

Insomnia - Just has a beech of a week work-wise, really need some down-time and rest and I just cannot sleep properly.

Have you tried counting tiny totts managers in the last 10 years or so ?
That should help mate.

StuartL wrote: ↑

Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:44 pm

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 28, 2021 4:09 am

Insomnia - Just has a beech of a week work-wise, really need some down-time and rest and I just cannot sleep properly.

Have you tried counting tiny totts managers in the last 10 years or so ?
That should help mate.

Tried mate gave me Feckin' Nightmares.


Kept seeing Pleat kerb crawling...

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Mosquitos
Got back from Majorca last week, I'd never really had any bites in all the years we've holidayed there.
Fucking covered in them this year WTF!!!
Itching like fuck, big swollen blotches!!

"So should you see all of the fleeting world:
A star at dawn, a bubble in the stream;
A flash of lightning in a summer cloud;
A flickering lamp, a phantom, and a dream" The Buddha.

goonersid wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 16, 2022 2:24 pm

Mosquitos
Got back from Majorca last week, I'd never really had any bites in all the years we've holidayed there.
Fucking covered in them this year WTF!!!
Itching like fuck, big swollen blotches!!

I feel for you Sid, those nasty little fuckers. You can't even feel them biting but the bites can last up to 2 weeks sometimes and they ITCH like anything...


Due to the slight increase of temperature/s around the world; Global Warming the whole Eco-System is changing from the melting of the North and South Poles to the increase of various insect populations such as Mosquitos.

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Wed May 04, 2022 3:53 am

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goonersid wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 16, 2022 2:24 pm

Mosquitos
Got back from Majorca last week, I'd never really had any bites in all the years we've holidayed there.
Fucking covered in them this year WTF!!!
Itching like fuck, big swollen blotches!!

I really do not know how to break this to you Sid... BUT.. It would appear they (the Mosquito's) are your relatives, or at least known to you and you to them...

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sid-Mosquito-C ... 0340592907

When one of the sleeves on you coat is inside out!
When your keys are stuck under your wallet in your pocket!
I'm nitpicking now, such is my contentment

BBC and Sky coverage of the golf and their obsession with MciIroy. Headline and pictures are always about him even though he is (currently) 7 shots back.

A while back the two faced *word censored* was sitting in Abu Dhabi doing a press conference berating the LIV players.

Add Lewis Hamilton, another two faced *word censored* that is more than happy to race out there while pretending he has no choice...

The hole in the middle of a bagel!

Just Wondering How Much All This Bollocks Is Going To Cost Us Tax Payers????

The ReptilianCUNTS


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65342840