Rooney

OnlyGotOneSong · Post by **OnlyGotOneSong** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:36 pm

Firstly, what a complete and utter crunt! Great goal yesterday but why is everyone licking his ass all of a sudden? How does one goal make up for a solid year of shite? The Man Utd media darlings are all over it like a rash.

Also, one of his cousin's is a cross-dresser. Saw him on "Snog, Marry, Avoid?".

Radford149 · Post by **Radford149** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:53 pm

OnlyGotOneSong wrote:Firstly, what a complete and utter crunt! Great goal yesterday but why is everyone licking his ass all of a sudden? How does one goal make up for a solid year of shite? The Man Utd media darlings are all over it like a rash.

Also, one of his cousin's is a cross-dresser. Saw him on "Snog, Marry, Avoid?".

radford says it was a tremendous strike and worthy of all the praise that it is getting

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:55 pm

Never thought of you as a Union member Radford.

A member, yes......

1886 · Post by **1886** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:55 pm

Radford149 wrote:
OnlyGotOneSong wrote:Firstly, what a complete and utter crunt! Great goal yesterday but why is everyone licking his ass all of a sudden? How does one goal make up for a solid year of shite? The Man Utd media darlings are all over it like a rash.

Also, one of his cousin's is a cross-dresser. Saw him on "Snog, Marry, Avoid?".
radford says it was a tremendous strike and worthy of all the praise that it is getting

Yes it was a great goal, but I agree with Song about the media. Anyway, I'm tired of seeing it after the amount of times MOTD showed it last night.

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:01 pm

Brilliant goal, winner in a top of the table derby clashâ€¦ always bound to have the Linikunts flossing their teeth with his pubes. But if it wasnâ€™t Rooney there wouldnâ€™t be half as much knob-gobbling over it. Even if it was another United player (Giggs/Scholes aside), Nani for eg, there wouldnâ€™t have been 1001 replays of it. If they could have done a colonoscopy & shown you the goal from the angle inside Shrekâ€™s rectum they would have done that too.

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:09 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:Never thought of you as a Union member Radford. A member, yes......

I dont think your jokes get the credit they deserve so have some on me

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:20 pm

As for the goal, brilliant instinctive play.

However, its the sort of thing that a lot of players try when they have no other option but 99% of the time they just end up looking like *word censored*.

Plus, to paraphrase our dear leader, apart from that he was a bit shit I thought.

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:30 pm

As pointed out by ArsenalFCblog, Rooney's goal was a bit of a fluke. The ball came of his shin, not his foot.

Here's a link (wait for the slo-mo close up near the end)..

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodispl ... y-8480765/

Lucky bastard

nexum5me · Post by **nexum5me** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:33 pm

gudjonsen's overhead for chelsea 5 odd years ago (or maybe more actually

) was better imo. rooney's looked graceless to me, like a fat woman slipping over on some ice and dropping her shopping everywhere. then afterwards realising that he'd better do some "special" celebration as it's going to get replayed over and over, so does his best version of cuntana's "arms outstretched suck me off" pose.

makes me sick.

edit: this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e560WPbw ... re=related

edit again:

As pointed out by ArsenalFCblog, Rooney's goal was a bit of a fluke. The ball came off his shin

if you read the manchester derby thread, i also pointed this out straight away

1886 · Post by **1886** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:38 pm

nexum5me wrote:gudjonsen's overhead for chelsea 5 odd years ago (or maybe more actually ) was better imo. rooney's looked graceless to me, like a fat woman slipping over on some ice and dropping her shopping everywhere. then afterwards realising that he'd better do some "special" celebration as it's going to get replayed over and over, so does his best version of cuntana's "arms outstretched suck me off" pose.

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:43 pm

nexum5me wrote:gudjonsen's overhead for chelsea 5 odd years ago (or maybe more actually ) was better imo. rooney's looked graceless to me, like a fat woman slipping over on some ice and dropping her shopping everywhere. then afterwards realising that he'd better do some "special" celebration as it's going to get replayed over and over, so does his best version of cuntana's "arms outstretched suck me off" pose.

makes me sick.

edit: this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e560WPbw ... re=related

edit again:
As pointed out by ArsenalFCblog, Rooney's goal was a bit of a fluke. The ball came off his shin
if you read the manchester derby thread, i also pointed this out straight away

Well spotted mate

It's a shame the arse-licking pundits didn't point that out.

Big_G · Post by **Big_G** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:54 pm

its a great goal whether it went in off the *word censored* shin or boot, however, if it had hit his boot, probably would have gone miles over

psychoangus · Post by **psychoangus** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:11 pm

...And not as good as this either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdF2jBDo2Qw

But then I just hate Rooney and love Batistuta.

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:28 pm

psychoangus wrote:...And not as good as this either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdF2jBDo2Qw

But then I just hate Rooney and love Batistuta.

Is it me or did the keeper not make enough effort with that one?

Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:08 pm

There are at least FIVE Thierry Henry goals better than that of the grnny Shagger

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