John Terry Is A W*nker

augie · Post by **augie** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:14 pm

And doesnt everyone know it. I was at the miami dolphins v new york giants american football match in wembley on sunday and for the coin too each team had a celeb captain. Martin Johnson(former english rugby player) was announced as the capt for the dolphins and get a rousing reception from all present but when terry was announed as capt of the giants the whole stadium booed their asses off. Laugh ?? I nearly pissed myself it was that funny and he had a face like a bulldog chewing wasps

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:21 pm

just the title of this thread made me laugh alone Augiee you do have a way with words!

Post by **REB** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:24 pm

AUGIE HOW COULD YOU,, AMERICAN FOOTBALL ISNT A GAME,,
SAYING THAT I DID LAUGH WHEN I SAW IT ON SSN,, CLASSIC HEADING FOR YOUR THREAD

' WILL GET A THOUSAND HITS FOR THE HEADING ALONE

augie · Post by **augie** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:28 pm

Rebel, American Football is a great game and it is only those that dont understand the game that mock it. I was amazed by the reaction terry received but I loved every second of it

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:33 pm

a 60 minute game thats lasts for 3 hours sounds like a great day out?????

Post by **REB** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:02 pm

augie wrote:Rebel, American Football is a great game and it is only those that dont understand the game that mock it. I was amazed by the reaction terry received but I loved every second of it

used to watch loads of it when rte had the highlights show
a few years back and do understand all the rules believe me but when i used to watch the superbowl it used to wreck my head the way it lasts a bit too long

Post by **T.S** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:25 pm

American football is awful. In the States last year, I went to watch 6 college games and it was boring as fuck. I never got in to NFL, but I hear that's worse. Smoothie, I think 3 hours is being kind. I've been at games that have lasted over 4 hours!

Anyway, back on to the topic. John Terry is not a wanker. There, I said it.

He's a *word censored*...

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:49 pm

Anyway, back on to the topic. John Terry is not a wanker. There, I said it.

He's a *word censored*...

Actually he is Captain of the Cunting Bastardholes

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:07 pm

Wayno wrote:
Anyway, back on to the topic. John Terry is not a wanker. There, I said it.

He's a *word censored*...
Actually he is Captain of the Cunting Bastardholes

Both were laugh out loud there lads. Keep up the good work!

dvbrisgooner1 · Post by **dvbrisgooner1** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:09 pm

"John Terry Is a Wanker"

Congratualtions to Augie, winner of the Stating The Obvious Award 2007!

Ben-gooner14 · Post by **Ben-gooner14** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:27 pm

I've looked up to Martin Johnson and was extremely happy when i got to play a small rugby game against him, it was absouloutely brilliant and also got his autograph. If you know who he is i also got to do some stuff with Andy Gommersal.

dvbrisgooner1 · Post by **dvbrisgooner1** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:33 pm

Do some stuff with Andy Gomersall?

Is that a euphemism for what you egg-chasers get up to in the shower?

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:35 pm

i also got to do some stuff with Andy Gommersal.

Thats just wrong

gus ceasar is a legend · Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:37 pm

He is not only the captain of the Cunting Bastardholes he is also a fully paid up member of The Getting Noshed of by a Sixteen Year Old in a Car Park Club!

Anyhow those were the days hey fellas.......!

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:39 pm

gus ceasar is a legend wrote:He is not only the captain of the Cunting Bastardholes he is also a fully paid up member of The Getting Noshed of by a Sixteen Year Old in a Car Park Club!

Anyhow those were the days hey fellas.......!

Sounds like young Ben is having those days right now