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Ok I tried this a couple of times earlier and fucked up but think i have cracked it now.

This was just a quick thread to post a pic of me doing a sponsored abseil at Guys Hospital, the money goes to The Ronald Mcdonald house and goes towards providing a Home form Home for families whoes children are seriously ill.

It is for a London Hospital and I know I am a Hampshire Hog but I was volunteered for this at the last minute after someone dropped out and it is for a worthy cause.

I was an industrial roofer for a few years so have no problem with heights but when when I stepped over the barrier and looked down 465 feet my first thought was "fucking hell i could be playing golf right now"

Anyhow I did this Saturday so was on a bit of a high afterwards so when looking on my mobile for Arsenals result I actually only sighed when i saw it.
(then it was onto various bars alongside the thames and getting rather trollied).


Usually it would have been a big "for fucks sake" followed by some self harm but this time i had reason to view it with a big pinch of perspective.

So I was just wondering what other challenges i could compete in every Saturday/Sunday and maybe midweek so that I can forget this fucking title race and then be able to view the inevitable disappointment with some sort of perspective.

Feel free to chuck it in the basement but as i very rarely venture down there (apprat forma an hour ago when trying to post a pic many times ) I just put it here

Adam Sandler lookalike contests?

oh...and nice photoshop...

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Ok I tried this a couple of times earlier and fucked up but think i have cracked it now.

This was just a quick thread to post a pic of me doing a sponsored abseil at Guys Hospital, the money goes to The Ronald Mcdonald house and goes towards providing a Home form Home for families whoes children are seriously ill.

It is for a London Hospital and I know I am a Hampshire Hog but I was volunteered for this at the last minute after someone dropped out and it is for a worthy cause.

I was an industrial roofer for a few years so have no problem with heights but when when I stepped over the barrier and looked down 465 feet my first thought was "fucking hell i could be playing golf right now"

Anyhow I did this Saturday so was on a bit of a high afterwards so when looking on my mobile for Arsenals result I actually only sighed when i saw it.
(then it was onto various bars alongside the thames and getting rather trollied).


Usually it would have been a big "for fucks sake" followed by some self harm but this time i had reason to view it with a big pinch of perspective.

So I was just wondering what other challenges i could compete in every Saturday/Sunday and maybe midweek so that I can forget this fucking title race and then be able to view the inevitable disappointment with some sort of perspective.

Feel free to chuck it in the basement but as i very rarely venture down there (apprat forma an hour ago when trying to post a pic many times ) I just put it here

Challenge 1 - Kneecap Denilson
Challenge 2 - Kidnap Diaby
Challenge 3 - Steal Mr ****'s new bird and roger her up the butt.

marcengels wrote:Adam Sandler lookalike contests?

oh...and nice photoshop...

I am way better looking than adam sandler and no high jinx with the photo, it can't be hard a woman did it before me but did cry a little bless her but she still did it

if i were you i'd make a thought on this

benglenton wrote:if i were you i'd make a thought on this

Trust me it goes through your mind along with a load of other nonsense about things i wish i had done and still want to do

i hope you get all the money my gooner friend...btw Annes butt is MINE!!

mrgnu1958 wrote:i hope you get all the money my gooner friend...btw Annes butt is MINE!!

Only joshing ****"y!

Here is part of a wall from the Ronald McDonald house.



Well done LeftfootlegendGooner, a great cause and in real terms what you did is equivalent to DB10Gooner abseiling down Everest.

QuartzGooner wrote:Here is part of a wall from the Ronald McDonald house.



Well done LeftfootlegendGooner, a great cause and in real terms what you did is equivalent to DB10Gooner abseiling down a traffic cone.

Fixed.

frankbutcher wrote:
Well done LeftfootlegendGooner, a great cause and in real terms what you did is equivalent to DB10Gooner abseiling down a traffic cone.


Fixed.

Thanks that's what I meant

QuartzGooner wrote:Here is part of a wall from the Ronald McDonald house.



Well done LeftfootlegendGooner, a great cause and in real terms what you did is equivalent to DB10Gooner abseiling down Everest.

Nice one quartz

frankbutcher wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:Here is part of a wall from the Ronald McDonald house.



Well done LeftfootlegendGooner, a great cause and in real terms what you did is equivalent to DB10Gooner abseiling down a traffic cone.

Fixed.

Yeah even better frank

didn't realise the obvious mistake, have had a couple of glasses of the old vino

frankbutcher wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:i hope you get all the money my gooner friend...btw Annes butt is MINE!!

Only joshing ****"y!

i know ya nut x

ok i'm off to bed now but am way too superstitious (spelling) to leave it at 13 posts

By the way this is the last year that they are doing abseiling down guys tower which is the highest abseil in Britain so if any of you are thinking about it.......nows the time