It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
I think that it's almost 99% likely ( ), that the East German secret police, the Stasi, had a file on ****'y following his expolits in East Germany.
I was wondering what could possibly be in it:
Tuesday: Mr K reports generally normal behaviour among football supporters from British team F.C. Arsenal. However, one man who clearly has a ticket does not appear to be going to the game. Will monitor further.
Mr. X keeps talking to taxi drivers and asking how much they charge to go south of the river, we think he might be planning to smuggle people over the border
Mr. X keeps talking to women about his 'zwei incher' although we arent sure what this means it can not be anything of value to the Democratic Republic. Will report again later
Troops stood down, agent 'Species' says Mr.X wasnt talking code for Nuclear war but another fussball club that he supports, is that even possible? We are dealing with a strange one here
Monday
We have it on good authority from our london cell that Mr X is maquerading as a Taxi Driver - aka: a Cabbie and other derivatives thereof...but when followed obver a period of 8 hours was seen to:
Signal right and turn left on 4 separate occasions.
Yell obscenities at pedestrians who innocently tried to use them Zebra Crossings
Make rude gestures (two fingers) at every Traffic Lights he was also seen to use the one finger gesture which leads us to believe he may have C.I.A (*word censored* In America) connectoins.
He was also seen to physically grasp a passenger by the throat, exclaiming "Call That A Tip You Tight Arsed Twat!"...also what is this word
), that the East German secret police, the Stasi, had a file on ****'y following his expolits in East Germany.
