The Gooner Forum

I think that it's almost 99% likely ( ), that the East German secret police, the Stasi, had a file on ****'y following his expolits in East Germany.

I was wondering what could possibly be in it:

Tuesday: Mr K reports generally normal behaviour among football supporters from British team F.C. Arsenal. However, one man who clearly has a ticket does not appear to be going to the game. Will monitor further.

wed

one of the british supporters has something that looks like a black banana but he called it a dildo

we must check that it is safe and not some imperialist device to corrupt our good german youth,

Thursday

Mr. X keeps talking to taxi drivers and asking how much they charge to go south of the river, we think he might be planning to smuggle people over the border

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thursday pm

Mr. X keeps talking to women about his 'zwei incher' although we arent sure what this means it can not be anything of value to the Democratic Republic. Will report again later

fri

mr x wants to take photographs of himself naked with just an arsenal scarf,

we should allow this as to show our beautiful east german woman how the western imperialist pigs are not a match to our glorious communist bodies.

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Friday pm

Mr. X keeps refering to his love of 'Orient' we think this is code for Nuclear war our troops are massing at Checkpoint Charlie.

Saturday

Troops stood down, agent 'Species' says Mr.X wasnt talking code for Nuclear war but another fussball club that he supports, is that even possible? We are dealing with a strange one here

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marcengels wrote:British team F.C. Arsenal

btw:
the fucking germans entitle our beloved club always as FC Arsenal London, which makes me sick everytime I hear or read it

sun

MI5 have been in contact through our agent oldgit and want us to keep him over this side of the wall

for reasons of national security we must decline and send the **** back to the west.

Monday
We have it on good authority from our london cell that Mr X is maquerading as a Taxi Driver - aka: a Cabbie and other derivatives thereof...but when followed obver a period of 8 hours was seen to:

Signal right and turn left on 4 separate occasions.

Yell obscenities at pedestrians who innocently tried to use them Zebra Crossings

Make rude gestures (two fingers) at every Traffic Lights he was also seen to use the one finger gesture which leads us to believe he may have C.I.A (*word censored* In America) connectoins.

He was also seen to physically grasp a passenger by the throat, exclaiming "Call That A Tip You Tight Arsed Twat!"...also what is this word

"Wanker"...that he uses with great frequency!??

Top work. And from some retards too!!