Oi mate, nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

charliegeorgewhocanhitem · Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:46 am

This link was posted on The Herd website, just saw it this morning

Fuck me dead, I hope he had a shower and a change of clothes immediately available, would'nt have wanted to be next to him on the train back to Aberdeen

http://www.comeonboro.com/football_funnies/180031.php

Post by **REB** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:54 am

i saw that on there yesterday,,

talk about taking the piss

daz10_uk · Post by **daz10_uk** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:23 pm

Thats just a normal end to a night out in Essex

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:31 pm

Just showed that clip to medical friend of mine and he helpfully informed me that between 5% and 15% of male urine is composed of male semen...

...and we ain't talking former keepers here, kiddies.

So, by my calculations (judging by the depth of that trough of p*ss) that nutjob probably swallowed about fifty different blokes' baby batter if he opened his mouth even partially...

And don't get me started on the question of how many of those punters may have had some form of dick rot!!

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:09 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:Just showed that clip to medical friend of mine and he helpfully informed me that between 5% and 15% of male urine is composed of male semen...

...and we ain't talking former keepers here, kiddies.

So, by my calculations (judging by the depth of that trough of p*ss) that nutjob probably swallowed about fifty different blokes' baby batter if he opened his mouth even partially...

And don't get me started on the question of how many of those punters may have had some form of dick rot!!

...and there's goes my dinner...

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:53 pm

wat a twat lol

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:14 pm

Galasso wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Just showed that clip to medical friend of mine and he helpfully informed me that between 5% and 15% of male urine is composed of male semen...

...and we ain't talking former keepers here, kiddies.

So, by my calculations (judging by the depth of that trough of p*ss) that nutjob probably swallowed about fifty different blokes' baby batter if he opened his mouth even partially...

And don't get me started on the question of how many of those punters may have had some form of dick rot!!
...and there's goes my dinner...

the name's Rot, Dick Rot, Universal Exports.

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:19 pm

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:
Galasso wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Just showed that clip to medical friend of mine and he helpfully informed me that between 5% and 15% of male urine is composed of male semen...

...and we ain't talking former keepers here, kiddies.

So, by my calculations (judging by the depth of that trough of p*ss) that nutjob probably swallowed about fifty different blokes' baby batter if he opened his mouth even partially...

And don't get me started on the question of how many of those punters may have had some form of dick rot!!
...and there's goes my dinner...
the name's Rot, Dick Rot, Universal Exports.

Is he any relation to the Jack diddly shit that DB10 mentioned in an England thread?

Could be quite a crime fighting duo - if those crimes related to venereal disease and excrement

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:36 pm

He is obvioulsy french as they are always diving in the piscine

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:49 pm

Wayno wrote:He is obvioulsy french as they are always diving in the piscine

possibly a relation to c.ronaldo

charliegeorgewhocanhitem · Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:21 pm

daz10_uk wrote:Thats just a normal end to a night out in Essex

That bog was probably more healthy to swim in than the Thames estuary I spose

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:32 pm

Galasso wrote:
Is he any relation to the Jack diddly shit that DB10 mentioned in an England thread?

Could be quite a crime fighting duo - if those crimes related to venereal disease and excrement

I can see it now;

Dick Rot Man and Captain Jack Diddly Shit - The Movie!

Starring Rebel as Dick Rot Man, legendary diseased crime fighter and Tony Saunders as his terminally negative side kick, Captain Jack Diddly Shit.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:35 pm

And with Cus Geezer as The Never-Say-Yiddo Kid!!

F*ck, went and wrote the "Y" word... lawsuit pending...

Post by **flash gunner** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:39 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
Galasso wrote:
Is he any relation to the Jack diddly shit that DB10 mentioned in an England thread?

Could be quite a crime fighting duo - if those crimes related to venereal disease and excrement
I can see it now;

Dick Rot Man and Captain Jack Diddly Shit - The Movie!

Starring Rebel as Dick Rot Man, legendary diseased crime fighter and Tony Saunders as his terminally negative side kick, Captain Jack Diddly Shit.

Excellent sorry Rebel and TS

Post by **REB** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:43 pm

legendary diseased

my mrs reads this you know