Your favourite all-time AKB excuses

Babatunde · Post by **Babatunde** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:25 am

Simple one this so I will get the ball rolling:

'Chamakh was awful because of the Ramadan'

8explains why he couldn't control a two yard pass eh*

Babatunde · Post by **Babatunde** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:25 am

'Before his shoulder injury at Old Trafford, Djourou was top class'

Babatunde · Post by **Babatunde** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:26 am

With a fit Rosicky, our season would have been so different....

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:30 am

"I can't help it I'm just a *word censored* by nature"

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:30 am

"Arsene knows best - fuck off and support the chavs!"

Not an excuse as such but they roll that one out all the time...

Babatunde · Post by **Babatunde** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:34 am

'Once the financial fair play rules come into effect, Arsene will be cash rich and Man United will be bankrupt and Citeh will go under'

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:46 am

"Who cares, it was only the Carling Cup."

1989 · Post by **1989** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:51 am

"Wenger has no money that's why we don't buy players"
(Yet he spunks Â£15m on a 17 year old from the 1st Division)

"The board refuse to give him money"
(Yet all we hear is how the board have given him a warchest in the transfer window every year, Gazidis even encourages him to spend)

My favorite - "If Wenger leaves all our top players will leave"
(They're leaving anyway probably due to them having lost faith in WENGER)

"Give Wenger 1 more year"
(Nothing pisses me off more than this one, how many years does he need you *word censored*)

TeeCee · Post by **TeeCee** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:51 am

"If RVP hadn't been sent off at the Nou Camp, we would have won"..........despite not having a single shot on target

enjibenji · Post by **enjibenji** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:54 am

"there is not a better manager in the world, who could do what arsene does"

MEDINABOY · Post by **MEDINABOY** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:00 am

"if it wasnt for his elbow almunia woud have played"
"jack is a quick healer and its only a slight knock"last seen in a plastic welly protector,at least 2-3 games away from fitness.
" vermallen/v persie will be back next week "6 weeks later no sign
"cesc has a hamstring problem"plays for barca 4 days later

AD INFENITEM ET NAUSI

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Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:07 am

No manager would want to follow directly after Wenger

Babatunde · Post by **Babatunde** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:29 am

'Koscielny is only in his first season, no defender coming from aborad is going to be able to adapt to the pace of the Premier league in his debut season. Too soon to judge him'

Same AKB five seconds later....

'Vermaelen is world class, look at how he performed in his first season, it proves his class'

Babatunde · Post by **Babatunde** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:31 am

'Had it not been for Phil Dowd, we would never have tossed a FOUR GOAL LEAD at St James'

*There's a reason NO other team had ever surrendered a 4 goal lead in PL history!*

Jumpers For Goalposts · Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:22 pm

"No-one could do better on the budget that Wenger has to work with"

That one always kills me - their belief that not one manager in the World could do better with a Â£100million a year wage bill.

My Mum could bring in better players than Eboue, Bender, Almunia, Diaby, Rosicky, Denilson and other overpaid shite like that, and she'd have change leftover for a Cahill, a Samba or maybe a cheeky little Mertesacker.