Your CV to be Arsenal manager?

SamiS · Post by **SamiS** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 4:57 pm

Thought this would be quite funny to see some of the results...

Compile your CV on why you should be Arsenal manager!

Remember the thread when someone on here sent that BRILLIANT CV to be the scums training ground manager...

Now who here reckons they can replace Wenger?

MK Gould · Post by **MK Gould** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:13 pm

I managed a kids football team for 8 years.....

I have no problem spending other peoples money......

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:20 pm

Im not relentlessly deluded

I would higher a coach to focus on that thing called "defence"

I wouldn't lie to and talk down to the fans like they're fucking spastics while i oversee an outrageous decline in standards

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:21 pm

by the way, this is now a wenger out thread

SamiS · Post by **SamiS** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:33 pm

LDB wrote:by the way, this is now a wenger out thread

Was almost proud I had finally started a half decent thread.......

augie · Post by **augie** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:54 pm

Managed my local club to a cup win and then a league title the following season

Brought new training innovations into my club, altered the whole tactical approach and managed to unite a team of lads that spend most of the time at each others throat

Have since resigned as manager having lost the respect and trust of the players who complained that training methods had gone stale and I was unable to motivate them to play for each other, for me or for the club as the younger players dont seem to have the same commitment and passion as the older players used to have

If that isnt a cv that is ideal to replace wenger then I dont know what is

nexum5me · Post by **nexum5me** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:11 pm

i won the champions' league repeatedly and dominated english football with bournemouth on FM.

other than that i'm not a completely blind retard, and i don't mind spending a few quid for the finer things in life (and by that i'd mean players, not prawn sarnies!).

the main reason though, i suppose, is that it would be far cheaper for me to actually get paid to watch arsenal, than to have to pay for the "priviledge"

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:33 pm

I have gone two seasons losing only two games. Won champions league, premiership, fa cup and second season won world club and something else.

I have signed Jagielka, Cahill, baines, Benzema, Gignac a mexican gk called okocha and Philip Lahm. I also signed Kaka.

Got rid of the shit in one go.

Revgoon89 · Post by **Revgoon89** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:43 pm

I play a lot of Football Manager, will mercilessly clear out the dead wood and sign star players.

greengooner · Post by **greengooner** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:49 pm

Dear sirs

The joint in the middle of my arm is my elbow
my arse is poisitioned below my back and behind me
therefore i CAN tell my arse from my elbow
I believe i am more qualified than Mr Wenger

1886 · Post by **1886** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:54 pm

SamiS wrote:Remember the thread when someone on here sent that BRILLIANT CV to be the scums training ground manager...

I've seen that before but can hardly remember it, any chance of a link sami, I could do with a laugh.

augie · Post by **augie** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:01 pm

greengooner wrote:Dear sirs

The joint in the middle of my arm is my elbow
my arse is poisitioned below my back and behind me
therefore i CAN tell my arse from my elbow
I believe i am more qualified than Mr Wenger

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:13 pm

I would just take my PS3 down to the interview,and let them see my 15 seasons unbeaten record,(done,incidentally,by bringing players through my own youth squad,and not spending shitloads of cash!!!),and let them view the replays of the umpteen superb goals that I have scored!!!

Your CV to be Arsenal manager?

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