Come on spill the beans, who do secretly admire (gooners or otherwise)
Gooners.
Kos, good on the ball, not a bad header, good distibution, better than cahill, jags, dann etc

Flappy, not as good as chesney, but a good back up, hopefully over comedy moments
Others
Rooney, total Chav pillock off the pitch, committed full blooded player on it.
John Terry, see above rooney comment.