The Arsene Wenger SOS

Wengerball · Post by **Wengerball** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:19 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... Kalou.html

Is Salomon Kalou the answer to our problems?

Could it be that this guy is Arsenes big signing to replace Van persie who is attracting attention from Ambitious Anzhi?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... nelka.html

Of course it wouldnt be a transfer window without a random youngster thrown in

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... -deal.html

So heres January all sorted out

One French speaking African- check
One of our best players on the way out- check
More random young players building for a future that never comes-check

This is Arsenals January transfer window 2012

All speculation I know but it fits the bill so well, i wouldnt be in the least bit surprised.

bradders · Post by **bradders** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:26 pm

Sounds about right, sell RVP for Â£30 million buy Kalou for Â£6 million everyone's a winner.

Except us the fans of course....

Wengerball · Post by **Wengerball** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:27 pm

bradders wrote:Sounds about right, sell RVP for Â£30 million buy Kalou for Â£6 million everyone's a winner.

Except us the fans of course....

You may need to change your sig to include Van Persie in the famous GIC quote

Supagoon · Post by **Supagoon** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:37 pm

salamon baloo

kalouless

the ivorian pele

lets just hope its a sick joke.,

There was a moment that I did think kalou could do a job for us...but that was in a confident team, with players like cesc who could give him favourable balls like he did for theo.

donaldo · Post by **donaldo** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:04 pm

Chelsea would not sell to one of their rivals

So they will sell to us

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:22 pm

donaldo wrote:Chelsea would not sell to one of their rivals

So they will sell to us

Yes, another Chav reject...

1989 · Post by **1989** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:49 pm

I'd sign him, just because the pun possibilities would be endless.

Kalou-less

Kal who?

Salomon's Cow loo

TeeCee · Post by **TeeCee** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:23 pm

Kalou, Abou, Djourou......don't have a fucking clue!!

Blade · Post by **Blade** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 5:41 am

Ofcourse mortal rivals can sell their dud players to us.

Example: Mikel Silvestri the famous Man U double agent under orders to surreptitiously sabotage us.But blew his cover by being too obvious.

: Beyannou crocked Chelsea invalid sent to 'aid' Arsenal.

: Gallas tantrum throwing ex-Chelsea crazed whatever, he who started the whole downhill spirial at B'Ham.

kiwomya · Post by **kiwomya** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:25 am

Kalou = The definition of an average premier league player.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:30 am

kiwomya wrote:Kalou = The definition of an average premier league player.

Your messiah, Lord Vader will probably snap him up then, huh?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:31 am

TeeCee wrote:Kalou, Abou, Djourou......don't have a fucking clue!!

Boo-hoo...