WHAT ACT WILL SERIOUSLY INJURE EBOUE TODAY?

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Please choose on of these acts of extreme violence that you think may injure Old Dead Hard Eboue

A 13 year old girl looks at him a bit funny and EE rolls on the floor
4
50%
Gareth Barry wins a header 15 yeards away thus prompting EE to clutch his ankle like it is dislocated
0
No votes
The lines on the grass have been marked very heavily which makes EE clutch his hamstring like it has torn into three. However mysteriously thirty seconds later he is ok
2
25%
A bird shits on EE causing what seems to be a dislocated shoulder
0
No votes
Luke Young asks to swap shirts.....EE falls down as if he has been headbutted
1
13%
Some other crime against EE
1
13%
 
Total votes: 8

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WHAT ACT WILL SERIOUSLY INJURE EBOUE TODAY?

Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

C'mon people tell me what henious crime will make our very macho "right midfielder" roll around today like he is in the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan?

:P

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He could do all that with no problem :D

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the wind blew hard and hit him in the windpipe :wink:
and when he fell he got a grass cut :oops:

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

No serious acts of crime to reposrt in the first half!

Still plenty of time though!

I am quite astonished!

:shock:

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I`m sure it will not last :twisted:

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and he's playing well :wink:

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Post by TheOne2Smooth »

why would Luke Young swap shirts at a Aston villa Arsenal game lol?

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No serious acting today :shock: What`s happening?????

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Wrong Young but you know what I meant!

Oh to be in your perfect world Smooth!

Anyhow that has to be the first game Eboue has not had any theatricals!

Typical when I do this fucking topic!

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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Wrong Young but you know what I meant!

Oh to be in your perfect world Smooth!

Anyhow that has to be the first game Eboue has not had any theatricals!

Typical when I do this fucking topic!

:lol:
dont get arsy gus it was meant as a joke

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Shame that same rule don't apply to you on several occasions hey!

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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Shame that same rule don't apply to you on several occasions hey!
You know what I cant even bother to get worked up with you and your doom and gloom clique.

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Doom and gloom clique? Lost me there?

Grow up!

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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Doom and gloom clique? Lost me there?

Grow up!
grow up coming from a man who slags off a Arsenal player! no matter how bad a player is at Arsenal I dont *word censored* them off! so get of your high horse

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How does slagging off an Arsenal player make you childish?

Does my reply to this mean that I'm in the clique now?!

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