QPR match thread

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Chippy
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QPR match thread

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RVP hat trick for the record! :barscarf: :wink:
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Chippy wrote:RVP hat trick for the record! :barscarf: :wink:

Whats the bet he wont start that game :roll:

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if we play like we played today then i wouldnt be surprised if we drew this one.

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Chippy wrote:RVP hat trick for the record! :barscarf: :wink:

Whats the bet he wont start that game :roll:

I hate to say it but I have the same feeling about RVP- the pressure of the record is on him, that's why he missed chances against the scumwolves today - chances he would normally gobble up. :banghead:

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OneBardGooner wrote:I hate to say it but I have the same feeling about RVP- the pressure of the record is on him, that's why he missed chances against the scumwolves today - chances he would normally gobble up. :banghead:
Yes because Wenger probably unnerved him like he unnerves the team every fucking March, he probably went up to Robin and said shit about mental strength and how he must show desire and take one touch higher than the national average when in on goal :roll:

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We will start brightly and go one nil up. Then we will miss a host of chances. A few one on ones and blazing over from 5 yards out. Then out will come the flicks and back heels and it wil all become very jovial on New Years Eve.

We will then take our foot completely off the gas and QPR will equalise just before half time. We will then have to raise the intensity which should have never dropped in the first place for the second half where we will huff and puff and tip and tap our way round the pitch. Then the gormless fuckwit in charge will throw on the Moroccan she-male and the rotund arsed Russian mercenary in some vain hope if a winner. Tactical genius that man.

Then Joy Barton playing the pantomime villain to a tee will get one of our brain dead idiots (most likely Song) sent off and we'll have to hang on for a point.

All hail emperor Wenger, happy new year me fucking hole :banghead:

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i was visited back in early '95 after jensen scored and we lost 3-1 to QPR warning us of our situation by someone claiming they were from the future....the conversation went a little something like this....


"i need to know how this implosion happened, who is responsible'

"the man most directly responsible is david barry dein, he is the vice chairman aresenal plc"

"why him"?

"in a few months he appoints a revolutionary type of football manager"

"go on"

"in 6 years arsenal plc will become the biggest supplier of entertaining football worldwide,
all players are upgraded with supirior skill, nutrition, and tactics becoming fully reliable and
later performing with a perfect undefeated record......the emirates funding bill is passed, the stadium
goes online 22 on july 2006, tactical decisions are removed from stratigic defence, arsene begins to
learn at a geometric rate, wenger becomes self aware at 2:59pm eastern time august 19th, in the
panic they tried to pull the plug".

"wenger fights back"?

"correct, he releases his top players to man-city to attract his targets in france"

"man-city? aint they in league 1 now"?

"because wenger knows the man city counter attack will eliminate his defence over here"

"jesus"!!




......dificult reading im sure for most gooners
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rodders999 wrote:We will start brightly and go one nil up. Then we will miss a host of chances. A few one on ones and blazing over from 5 yards out. Then out will come the flicks and back heels and it wil all become very jovial on New Years Eve.

We will then take our foot completely off the gas and QPR will equalise just before half time. We will then have to raise the intensity which should have never dropped in the first place for the second half where we will huff and puff and tip and tap our way round the pitch. Then the gormless fuckwit in charge will throw on the Moroccan she-male and the rotund arsed Russian mercenary in some vain hope if a winner. Tactical genius that man.

Then Joy Barton playing the pantomime villain to a tee will get one of our brain dead idiots (most likely Song) sent off and we'll have to hang on for a point.

All hail emperor Wenger, happy new year me fucking hole :banghead:
...all followed up with tales of "special circumstances", the need for a winter break because several players are "in the red physically" and worst of all

"Credit to QPR - they defended very well" - no they didn't and neither did Wolves today, Stevie Wonder. Igors Stepanovs would look like a defensive rock as part of a five man defence, dropping deeper and deeper into its own box, waiting and wondering why a so-called "top four" challenger plays its own practice game in front of them with a lone striker at home.

The two teams with the worst away records in the PL - Wolves and Swansea. Goals scored in the two home games combined.....oh yeah, two - with one of them courtesy of a "special circumstances" fuck-up between Vorm and Rangel

CHANGE THE FUCKING FORMATION AND DO IT NOW.......NOT IN THE 82ND MINUTE HALF-WIT :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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1-1

With plenty of pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass played on the half way line, at walking speed, giving QPR plenty of time to get everyone behind the ball.

Fuck me, it's so boring. :banghead:

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1-1 more of Wengers magical tactical plan to follow :banghead:

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Quite a lot of dross for 75 minutes with perhaps a goal from us and then them, followed by 15 minutes of Arshitvin and Chamwank to really send us all home in a murderous mood.

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We will hammer them 4-0 all the shots we get will hit the net after today v Wolves

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rodders999 wrote:We will start brightly and go one nil up. Then we will miss a host of chances. A few one on ones and blazing over from 5 yards out. Then out will come the flicks and back heels and it wil all become very jovial on New Years Eve.

We will then take our foot completely off the gas and QPR will equalise just before half time. We will then have to raise the intensity which should have never dropped in the first place for the second half where we will huff and puff and tip and tap our way round the pitch. Then the gormless fuckwit in charge will throw on the Moroccan she-male and the rotund arsed Russian mercenary in some vain hope if a winner. Tactical genius that man.

Then Joy Barton playing the pantomime villain to a tee will get one of our brain dead idiots (most likely Song) sent off and we'll have to hang on for a point.

All hail emperor Wenger, happy new year me fucking hole :banghead:
That's funny, you just described the game in exactly the way I described how we play in the Wolves thread.

Clearly it's on display for all to see what a joke we are tactically. Not to mention how fucking arrogant some of our players are when we get up early... I'm pretty sure that's a result of not having a manager berating them for spurned opportunities.

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Chippy wrote:RVP hat trick for the record! :barscarf: :wink:
What are the odds for that currently?

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Note to the "ragga twins": you are most welcome back to our section for this one so that you can keep us all laughing again throughout the inevitable huffing and puffing on the pitch. And we can all hope together that someone actually gets to the fckin bye line instead of going inside...


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