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1. Bob Holness played the sax on Gerry Rafferty's "baker Street"

2. You swallow around 8 spiders a year when you sleep

3. People have been ripped to shreads in the local water slide place because someone put razor blades in the chutes

4. There's a bloke that goes around 'insert city here' with needles full of HIV, he puts them on trains and buses and people sit on them and get the virus.

5 Arsenal used to win trophies

storrmin571 wrote:5 Arsenal used to win trophies

c'mon mate, don't spoiled the thread.


we're talking about things that might actually be truth in here

6. The story of an old lady sitting by a womans car in a shopping centre car park asking for a lift home. The driver becomes suspicious and tells the old lady they have forgotten something and will be back, they go to get a security guard and when they come back with the guard the old lady is gone but her handbag is still there. Inside the handbag is a knife and rope and actually the old lady was a man and saw the security guard and did a runner but would have attacked the woman

You can get Aids listening to Wham records, whilst sitting on the toilet

8. The female ejaculation.

9 Hold the door open for a person of middle eastern origin and they will tell you to avoid XXXX city or store for the next week.

If you have mice then you do not have to worry about having rats as they avoid each other's territories.

11. Alcohol at Champions League games

12. Somewhere in South West London a banner exists.

arseofacrow wrote:11. Alcohol at Champions League games

arseofacrow wrote:12. Somewhere in South West London a banner exists.

On point.

When you work as a "janitor" at a university in America, every time you walk into a room shared by two hot young ladies they will be lezzing it up good-oh in the shower and they will invite you to join them, suck you sideways, fuck your brains out, and no one will end up pregnant or with AIDS.