...and the Boring Sseason of cricketschmicket and tennischmennis is about to commence - Oh! for the love of god!!!! 
So, last year we had the 'Tasty Sandwiche' thread...which was won (I think) by the generic Sausage Sarnie with Red Sauce...and the eternal and most welcome Hot Buttered Toast and a Cup o Rosie came a very close second...all this talk of food is making me hungry...look don't blame me I've just finished a night shift, can't sleep and those bleedin' wood pidgeons are a coo cooo cooing..where's that gun!?
Anyway in this rather 'Tired and Wired' (as in can't sleep till M'Vila signs) state...I started thinking about then imaging names of Bands...
would you like to join in my imaginary game!? - No!?
Okay, I''ll Begin and the Start Ups
OBG and the Temperamental Assassins
The star crossed loafers
Bill No Mates and The Smelly Breath Brigade
Arsene and the No Signings (soory
it just Ad To Be Done) 
Gangsta Rappit and the Bunny Wunnies
High Noon and the Peters
Jilly Jogger and the Wobbling Double D's
Flat Tyre and the M25 (one feckin' bad memory THAST is!)
Flatulance and the Wavering Airs
Nordic Norman and the Normals
No Mans Lamb and the Women of Roasted Beef Cake
DrugsOooNeedsem and The Dodgy Mr Hlebby Huff and Puff
Purple Pecker and the Knadgers
yes, it may be sad but I'm enjoying this so.
my..my eyes are ...starting to clo..
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...Ooooh! I know, 