Online Gooner New Board and Management Team

[frankbutcher]

We have an "interesting" collection of characters on this forum. Say one of us (me ) somehow inherited several billion from a long-lost relative and bought the Club, what in-house appointments could we make? This is my sugggested new Board and Management Team.

Chairman - IHH (A bumbling Prince Philip-esque character known for poor jokes )
Chief Exec - SteveO (realist, ruthless, will get rid of the dross - we'll give him Diaby)
Finance Director - Quartz (no explanation needed)
Commercial Chief - augie (will get things done and we'll be strong in Ireland )
Director of Football - Baba"pitbull"tunde

Manager - Dan_85 (seems to know what he's talking about)
Assistant - Flashgunner (the new cone man)
Physio - Basilisagooner

[SammyDroppedHisShorts]

Interesting?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Fwank.....court jester

[frankbutcher]

Interesting?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Fwank.....court jester

Sammy - German Scout (Dortmund specialist)

[I Hate Hleb]

Interesting?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Fwank.....Gunnersaurus.

Fixed that for you Sammy.

[SammyDroppedHisShorts]

Interesting?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Fwank.....court jester

Sammy - German Scout (Dortmund specialist)

Bit like Fwank

Championship Powell is one of us specialist....Gunnersaurus

[mcdowell42]

My man at London Colney Frank Butcher

[frankbutcher]

My man at London Colney Frank Butcher

Well, we'll see if Vertonghen signs.

[mcdowell42]

My man at London Colney Frank Butcher

Well, we'll see if Vertonghen signs.

He will but not for us

[scfc64]

Oh I say.....Can I be the Fluffer

[I Hate Hleb]

Sorry - Hashkad has already bagged that role!!

[QuartzGooner]

Thanks for the appointment Frank but I am not the most financially minded man on here, that is a play off between yourself, STG and SteveO.

I will settle for ladies team masseur

[frankbutcher]

Thanks for the appointment Frank but I am not the most financially minded man on here, that is a play off between yourself, STG and SteveO.

I will settle for ladies team masseur

What, those dykes?

[QuartzGooner]

Thanks for the appointment Frank but I am not the most financially minded man on here, that is a play off between yourself, STG and SteveO.

I will settle for ladies team masseur

What, those dykes?

They are not all like that. I fancy one of them, but she will remain nameless.

[DB10GOONER]

Thanks for the appointment Frank but I am not the most financially minded man on here, that is a play off between yourself, STG and SteveO.

I will settle for ladies team masseur

What, those dykes?

They are not all like that. I fancy one of them, but she will remain nameless.

Chamakh?

[OneBardGooner]

Thanks for the appointment Frank but I am not the most financially minded man on here, that is a play off between yourself, STG and SteveO.

I will settle for ladies team masseur

What, those dykes?

They are not all like that. I fancy one of them, but she will remain nameless.

Chamakh?

I'd happily be 'back - up' to the chavs spanish (female) doctor - Ooooh! Baaaaby Yeeaaahhh!.. Let me just get these rubber gloves on Doc!

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