It Ain't Over Till The Fat F*cker Sings

[OneBardGooner]

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Now then where were we?

Aaaaah! yes, Now then

"Can You Tell What It Is Yet?"

[arseofacrow]

[Top Londoner]

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Dead man walking.

[Top Londoner]

OBG.
Get the girls in the Mod coffee room. >ROFL<
They have the thread to themselves.
You just know that one of them is gonna piss her knickers.
Spoilsports.

[OneBardGooner]

Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin.
On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous.
Her mother reassured her;
'Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.'
So, up she went.
When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,
'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.'
'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'
So, up she went again.
When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs.
Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!'
'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you..'
So, up she went again.
When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes.
When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!'
Her Mama said, 'You stay here and stir the pasta.'

[I Hate Hleb]

[OneBardGooner]

Does this mean cos the other thread got locked, then unlocked, then locked (again), then unlocked (again! )..that this thread can continue un-molested by certain Power Mad Mods !?

[arseofacrow]

Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.

[OneBardGooner]

Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.

Wow! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAALLLLY!

would that be both the Shallow and the Deep ends?

[Top Londoner]

Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.

Wow! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAALLLLY!

would that be both the Shallow and the Deep ends?

rofl, fuck off

[OneBardGooner]

I'll take that as a yes then.