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Helpful tips
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:50 am
by arseofacrow
A few helpful tips from the last few days
:
1. There's only one thing worse than dying from choking on a piece of chewing gum
It's that it ends up all over a piece of clothing
What is excellent for removing gum is gall soap
- great for treating stains
AND gum.
2. You're working at your laptop and suddenly the mouse and external speakers stop working. Both connected to the USB port.
So, what could it be? After going through many unsuccessful technicial solutions, I switched it off and then back on again and
...still didn't work
...then I switched it off, took the plug out, plugged it back in, switched it on again
and voila, it worked
Re: Helpful tips
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:11 am
by DB10GOONER
Re: Helpful tips
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:19 am
by flash gunner
Is this a thread we can all add to? If it isn't then its the shittiest thread since Norman Wisdom passed on
Re: Helpful tips
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:23 am
by arseofacrow
Please add your helpful tips to make fellow gooners lives a little easier.
DB10 - yes
Flash -
Re: Helpful tips
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:43 am
by BournemouthRED
Re: Helpful tips
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:20 am
by LeGinge (Northern Branch)
arseofacrow wrote:
Please add your helpful tips to make fellow gooners lives a little easier.
DB10 - yes
Flash -
Don't eat yellow snow . . .
Re: Helpful tips
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:06 pm
by rodders999
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
Re: Helpful tips
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:07 pm
by Its Up 4 Grabs Now
The OG forum's very own issue of Geezer's Digest.
Re: Helpful tips
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:08 pm
by Its Up 4 Grabs Now
rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
To be fair, I
was gonna ask some questions afterwards.
Re: Helpful tips
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:11 pm
by Vinny1967
Never serve a woman breakfast in bed as they can be very ungrateful.
I did this morning, Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon, pastries, fresh coffee and juice and all she had to say was...
What the fuck are you doing in my house ?
Ungrateful bitch.
Re: Helpful tips
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:21 pm
by arseofacrow
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
To be fair, I
was gonna ask some questions afterwards.
Re: Helpful tips
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:21 pm
by I Hate Hleb
Re: Helpful tips
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:22 pm
by I Hate Hleb
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
To be fair, I
was gonna ask some questions afterwards.
Re: Helpful tips
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:22 pm
by flash gunner
Re: Helpful tips
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:23 pm
by rodders999
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
To be fair, I
was gonna ask some questions afterwards.
Yeah, about my fukin' cock
