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Helpful tips

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:50 am
by arseofacrow
A few helpful tips from the last few days :) :

1. There's only one thing worse than dying from choking on a piece of chewing gum :o It's that it ends up all over a piece of clothing :oops: What is excellent for removing gum is gall soap :idea: - great for treating stains :oops: AND gum. :o


2. You're working at your laptop and suddenly the mouse and external speakers stop working. Both connected to the USB port. :twisted: So, what could it be? After going through many unsuccessful technicial solutions, I switched it off and then back on again and :shock: ...still didn't work :D ...then I switched it off, took the plug out, plugged it back in, switched it on again :shock: :shock: and voila, it worked :barscarf:

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Re: Helpful tips

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:11 am
by DB10GOONER
You've been in Germany too long, mate. :(



:lol: :wink:

Re: Helpful tips

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:19 am
by flash gunner
Is this a thread we can all add to? If it isn't then its the shittiest thread since Norman Wisdom passed on

Re: Helpful tips

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:23 am
by arseofacrow
:barscarf:

Please add your helpful tips to make fellow gooners lives a little easier.

DB10 - yes :oops:

Flash - :lol:

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Re: Helpful tips

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:43 am
by BournemouthRED
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Re: Helpful tips

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:20 am
by LeGinge (Northern Branch)
arseofacrow wrote::barscarf:

Please add your helpful tips to make fellow gooners lives a little easier.

DB10 - yes :oops:

Flash - :lol:

:wink:
Don't eat yellow snow . . . :wink: :-P

Re: Helpful tips

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:06 pm
by rodders999
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.

Re: Helpful tips

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:07 pm
by Its Up 4 Grabs Now
The OG forum's very own issue of Geezer's Digest. :shock:

Re: Helpful tips

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:08 pm
by Its Up 4 Grabs Now
rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
To be fair, I was gonna ask some questions afterwards. :roll:

Re: Helpful tips

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:11 pm
by Vinny1967
Never serve a woman breakfast in bed as they can be very ungrateful.

I did this morning, Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon, pastries, fresh coffee and juice and all she had to say was...

What the fuck are you doing in my house ?

Ungrateful bitch. :? :roll: :wink:

Re: Helpful tips

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:21 pm
by arseofacrow
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
To be fair, I was gonna ask some questions afterwards. :roll:
:lol: :lol:

Re: Helpful tips

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:21 pm
by I Hate Hleb
rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Helpful tips

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:22 pm
by I Hate Hleb
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
To be fair, I was gonna ask some questions afterwards. :roll:
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Re: Helpful tips

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:22 pm
by flash gunner
rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Helpful tips

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:23 pm
by rodders999
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
To be fair, I was gonna ask some questions afterwards. :roll:
Yeah, about my fukin' cock :banghead:

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