Things Wenger might have said..........but didn't

[Herd]

I'm bored so how about some Quotes that the prof might have come out with but was beaten to it by another !
My Offering
Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence !
Edgar Alan Poe

[REB]

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.


oscar wilde

[I Hate Hleb]

Slightly paraphrased one......

Your claim, I saw and I concur!!

Julius Caesar

[Top Londoner]

"Iit is very painful for me to be forced to speak the truth. It is the first time in my life that I have ever been reduced to such a painful position, and I am really quite inexperienced in doing anything of the kind."

Oscar Wilde. The importance of being Earnest.

[Pistols]

"Sometimes it's better to live in a cocoon of your own dreams instead of the harsh realities of the outside world"
- Ronnie Rosbotham (True Gooner and Belfast legend).

"Manchester United is the whore of Babylon"
- Ronnie Rosbotham (True Gooner and Belfast legend"

[Cockerill's chin]

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience"

Arsenal Defensive Coach

[SammyDroppedHisShorts]

"That’s pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap. Self-medicating. Redirecting our attention. Jacking off. Denial.”

― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

"A man who denies his past is a man who truly denies himself a future, for he refuses to know himself, and to deny knowledge of oneself is to stumble through life as handicapped as the blind mute.”

― Tobsha Learner, The Witch of Cologne


“Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

[QuartzGooner]

"Manufacturing will be under pressure because of currency strength, it will hold the sector back and put the handbrake on keeping growth from reaching its potential level."

~ Colen Garrow, Economist

[Arse 'n' Nose]

“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”

Mark Twain

[flash gunner]

"matron take 'them' away"

Kenneth Williams - Carry on Camping 1969

[SouthCoastArsenal]

Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself

Mark Renton, Edingburgh, 1996 (Trainspotting)

[Herd]

We cant solve problems by thinking the same way as when we created them ! Albert E !

[Naki_Gooner]

Look to the future! There are no regrets in that direction.

Wilbur Smith

[DarylAFC]

Dunno about a quote but he could've wrote a song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W25_jgiY51I

[DB10GOONER]

"matron take 'them' away"

Kenneth Williams - Carry on Camping 1969

The only bright spark on a terribly shit thread!