Arsene Wenger Caption Competition

[OneBardGooner]

Damn I knew I shouldn't have had that ruby last night, I hope I can hang in there till half time!

[northbank123]

"I'm several years past my best and need to leave Arsenal before I continue to embarrass the club on and off the field. Oh no wait, I've worked 30 years in management, I know best."

[mikeyb772001]

"i forgot my dementure pills, the press are going to murder me"

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

In a game of touchline Charades, Arsene mimes the words "illusionary domination" by taking an invisible shit all over the opposition.

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Arsene cant quite decide if he wants to go for the "poowank" or the "angry wank" and ends up getting caught between two stools.

[SouthCoastArsenal]

It's long, brown, shit & smelly........

Oh no, that's Diaby warming up behind him

[dPmunky]

Isnt this just his normal expression?

[QuartzGooner]

There was an element of 'Lost In Translation' with the manager determined to prove his doubters wrong, after receiving a letter saying, "Wenger, you don't know squat!"

[Bradywasking]

[quote="OneBardGooner"]

" Fuck, fat fucking Santos got Robin's shirt before me.."

Or " I am having an illusionary crap "

[g88ner]

With Arsenal losing 1-0 and Chamakh the only option left on the bench, Wenger glances across at the forlorn striker, considers his options and squats on the touch line, forcing out a huge steaming pile of shit and brings it on for Giroud...

[SteveO 35]

I 'ave been breaking new trousers in for 30 years and continue to do so with integrity without expecting any return

[I Hate Hleb]

In a game of touchline Charades, Arsene mimes the words "illusionary domination" by taking an invisible shit all over the opposition.

[StuartL]

"Shit on the villa, shit on the villa tonight" sang Arsene, but unfortunately he had left the handbrake on.

[OneBardGooner]

PARRRRRP!

[Herd]

I am shitting with the handbrake on !