Barnet councillor claims to have slept with Arsenal striker

[Dan_85]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -blog.html

[skizz_b]

chamakh.

jay probably knows tbf

[Bendtners Drinking Buddy]

Might be Kelly Smith

[OneBardGooner]

Might be Kelly Smith

Naaaah I always had a suspicion Bobby Gould was gay! (allegedly)

[g60gooner]

RVP?

[Perryashburtongroves]

Kevin Campbell

[QuartzGooner]

As far as I know, we have had one bi-sexual player at the club who is no longer at the club.

Obviously certain rumours about two other players, but never been confirmed.

But there were rumours back in the 70's about one of our players and this could fit the bill.

[Peeman]

As far as I know, we have had one bi-sexual player at the club who is no longer at the club.

Obviously certain rumours about two other players, but never been confirmed.

But there were rumours back in the 70's about one of our players and this could fit the bill.

Well that certainly clears that up then

[Arse 'n' Nose]

Unlikely to be Mary-anne. I doubt very much he could find his own dick even standing stark bollock naked in front of a mirror.

[MK Gould]

Might be Kelly Smith

Naaaah I always had a suspicion Bobby Gould was gay! (allegedly)

You leave the Gould's out of it..... !

[goonertux]

How the feck does someone like that earn such a place of responsibility? He looks and sounds like such a crunt, that it's probably a load of BS anyway!

[olgitgooner]

Probably bullshit. What self-respecting gay Arsenal striker would have sex with an ugly specimen like that??!!

[Top Londoner]

Probably bullshit. What self-respecting gay Arsenal striker would have sex with an ugly specimen like that??!!

Tony Woodcock? thirty years ago ?

[QuartzGooner]

This councillor chap



looks like a mutant hybrid of

David Davies




and

Brian Moore



Do you think one of our lot in the midst of a drunken stupour, thought it was one of them, and was trying to influence their opinion in favour of Arsenal?

There is of course another suggestion.
Our very own HashKads was in his Arsenal shirt, quietly enjoying a drink in a dark corner of London nightclub Heaven.
Along comes this councillor/Mayor type and tries to chat him up.

Coleman: And what do you do?
Hashkads: I play for Arsenal.
Coleman: I have never heard of you?
Hashkads: I am in the reserves.
Coleman: Fancy a shag?
Hashkads: I thought you'd never ask.

------[Couple of hours later]-------

Hashkads (muttering to himself): Works every time!

[Top Londoner]

This councillor chap looks like a mutant hybrid of

David Davies




and

Brian Moore

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