Post Match Interview Predictions?

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Post Match Interview Predictions?

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What drivel will the senile old bastard come out with in his post match interview.

Anyone care to get the ball rolling?

"I resign" - that would make my decade.

Rob.

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In the first half we had an "illusionary domination"

"Overall I believe that we controlled the game for long periods but you could see that we were a little bit nervous defensively"

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''We lacked a leetle bit of sharpnezz''

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I know it's a long shot but I quit would be good

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we were a little intimidated by the white kit,they look like real madrid

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Take your pick from any of this shit:

"We lacked a little but of sharpness"

"We played a little bit with the handbrake on"

"We lacked sharpness in the final third"

"They defended very well"

"We showed temendous spirit/desire/hunger"

"We controlled the game"

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Good mental strength

A leetle beet tired

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I'm incapable of doing anything so I'm leaving tomorrow.

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Post by jrthgooner »

We played well
We should have got something
Defensive errors cost us (can he not doing something about it for £7m a year?)
Handbrake on for parts

Leave us now as I am tired of listening to this crap

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Guarantee he says ''we gave absolutely everything''.

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Wenker: "Yes, indeed I am an inept, useless wanker I know nothing of tactics and yes, I know I am indeed a right *word censored*, but I'm on £7.2 million a year!" then he'll give that STUPID FUCKIN' GRIN! :banghead: :evil: :banghead: :twisted: :box: :banghead: :cussing: :censored: :cussing: :censored: :banghead: :twisted:

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What has the gormless wanker actually come out with?

I know it starts with "Overall I believe that" but can someone fill in the blanks please

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'The players worked very hard, but Tottenham defended very well'.

Even though the only real chance that we had fell to Ramsey. Poldi comes on and has a good chance that is deflected in the 15-odd minutes that he played.

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I would like to thank the spurs fans for wanting me to stay

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'what are you looking at?'

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