New Gaffer - Suggestions?

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New Gaffer - Suggestions?

Post by SammyDroppedHisShorts »

Money om Michael Laudrup

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Re: New Gaffer

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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:Money om Michael Laudrup

Oh sammy will you ever learn :lol:

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My call no one else

I want him as our gaffer

He is shit hot
Knows his football
Is young and hungry
And most importantly

He wont take any shit

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David Moyes 5/2
Michael Laudrup 12
Jupp Heynckes 16
Remi Garde 20
Jose Mourinho 22
Pep Guardiola 22
Laurent Blanc 25
Alan Pardew 33
Andre Vilas-Boas 33
Carlo Ancelotti 33
Dennis Bergkamp 33
Didier Deschamps 33
Dragan Stojkovic 33
Frank Rijkaard 33
Guus Hiddink 33
Guy Lacombe 33
Jacques Santini 33
Joachim Low 33
Jurgen Klinsman 33
Jurgen Klopp 33
Manuel Pelligrini 33
Marco Van Basten 33
Martin ONeill 33
Paul Le Guen 33
Philippe Troussier 33
Roberto Martinez 33
Steve Bould 33
Thierry Henry 33
Brendan Rodgers 40
Fabio Capello 40
Louis Van Gaal 40
Ally McCoist 50
Boro Primorac 50
Co Adriaanse 50
Harry Redknapp 50
Liam Brady 50
Marcelo Lippi 50
Neil Lennon 50
Phil Scolari 50
Rafael Benitez 50
Ralf Rangnick 50
Roy Hodgson 50
David Platt 66
Dick Advocaat 66
Martin Jol 66
Owen Coyle 66
Paul Lambert 66
Roberto Mancini 66
Sven Goran Eriksson 66
David OLeary 80
Gerard Houllier 80
Jean Tigana 80
Pat Rice 80
Steve McClaren 80
George Graham 100
Glen Hoddle 100
Ruud Gullitt 100
Walter Smith 100
Alan Curbishley 125
Raymond Domenech 125
Sam Allardyce 125
Tony Adams 125
Giovanni Trapattoni 150

:wink:

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Ivan or Stan wouldn't know anybody on that list, that's the frightening thing. The thought of them choosing the next manager of our club gives me the shits.....and that's coming from someone who wants Wenger out yesterday.

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Good list Top Londoner, but any odds for Conte or Allegri?

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Afraid they're not quoted Quartz. List is from Oddschecker, and I also looked at Skybet.

:?

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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:Money om Michael Laudrup
Is it a done deal?

Has he already pre-signed Zaha and Goetze ?

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capello is an interesting outside bet.

Remi Garde is still doing a good job with Lyon,but its maybe a season too soon.

we have the team, facilities and stadium we just need a coach . as much as i'd like to see Dennis or MVB (which would bring together two childhood dreams - MVB in an Arsenal shirt) we need the defence and dm's coached more than anything so an ex defender makes sense. and deffo not TH14.

but i don't trust this board to pick a manager at all.

were it up to me ? - pick a new coaching staff - seaman to be keeping coach, bouldy, demoted to defensive coach, pires to work with the midfield, dennis to work with the forwards, under someone like Garde or jupp with TA6 as assistant.

and like US sports teams, the manager has a meeting early in the week with the coaches who report on fitness, injuries, statistical data - blood cell count, thyroid, ketones, last match gps data etc and then the scouts report and manager picks the formation and tactics and likely squad.

then the manager confirms the team after a 2nd coaching meeting when the coaches pick the players based on the previously advised tactics and formation.

it may sound far fetched but that's how Liverpool and United do it - City too probably.

and if a player doesn't play well or comes of with a strain, his coach gets a bollocking from the manager.

the managers job is to manage,not coach.

which is lucky because the Wise Woman does no coaching before, during or after the games.

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Its going to be Dragan Stojkovic because they'll let Lord Wankpot pick his own successor in the same way they let him pick his own boss

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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:Money om Michael Laudrup
And I hear Michu is to come with him.( and this summer. No idea what happens about wengers last remaining years contract though)

Here's hoping .

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Top Londoner wrote:David Moyes 5/2
Michael Laudrup 12
Jupp Heynckes 16
Remi Garde 20
Jose Mourinho 22
Pep Guardiola 22
Laurent Blanc 25
Alan Pardew 33
Andre Vilas-Boas 33
Carlo Ancelotti 33
Dennis Bergkamp 33
Didier Deschamps 33
Dragan Stojkovic 33
Frank Rijkaard 33
Guus Hiddink 33
Guy Lacombe 33
Jacques Santini 33
Joachim Low 33
Jurgen Klinsman 33
Jurgen Klopp 33
Manuel Pelligrini 33
Marco Van Basten 33
Martin ONeill 33
Paul Le Guen 33
Philippe Troussier 33
Roberto Martinez 33
Steve Bould 33
Thierry Henry 33
Brendan Rodgers 40
Fabio Capello 40
Louis Van Gaal 40
Ally McCoist 50
Boro Primorac 50
Co Adriaanse 50
Harry Redknapp 50
Liam Brady 50
Marcelo Lippi 50
Neil Lennon 50
Phil Scolari 50
Rafael Benitez 50
Ralf Rangnick 50
Roy Hodgson 50
David Platt 66
Dick Advocaat 66
Martin Jol 66
Owen Coyle 66
Paul Lambert 66
Roberto Mancini 66
Sven Goran Eriksson 66
David OLeary 80
Gerard Houllier 80
Jean Tigana 80
Pat Rice 80
Steve McClaren 80
George Graham 100
Glen Hoddle 100
Ruud Gullitt 100
Walter Smith 100
Alan Curbishley 125
Raymond Domenech 125
Sam Allardyce 125
Tony Adams 125
Giovanni Trapattoni 150

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If Sammy wants Laudrup, does that mean that the odds have just lengthened on it actually happening? I would have thought so ;-)

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Speculating on a New Boss is as pointless as arranging a MENSA meeting in Stoke on Trent !

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Herd wrote:Speculating on a New Boss is as pointless as arranging a MENSA meeting in Stoke on Trent !
:lol:

Wenger is here to stay lads. Definately until 2014 but i would guess a couple of years beyond that too

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flash gunner wrote:
Herd wrote:Speculating on a New Boss is as pointless as arranging a MENSA meeting in Stoke on Trent !
:lol:

Wenger is here to stay lads. Definately until 2014 but i would guess a couple of years beyond that too
When's the next "world's going to end"? I'm betting that it's around the same time that The Gardener leaves.

:roll: :banghead:

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