Cazorla

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I'm pissed but I don't think there's quite enough praise of this, well, I'll call him a man for arguments sake, this man on this forum. Fucking hell, if God came down and created a creative midfield player he'd probably stop short of Cazorla thinking "well, I don't want to take the fucking piss". Ah fuck it, lock this thread, it adds nowt, but fucking hell, is he a fucking one in a million or what, to have that in your team, fuck me, Wenger might actually get your title back with another 3 or 4 like him. Fucking mint player, I fucking love him, fucking gerrin there Santi you fucking beautiful, creative, sexually footed fucking man :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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I'm glad im not the only one who posts gibberish when pissed , i cringe at the crap I put on here after a lunchtime O'booze sesh !

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safcftm wrote:I'm pissed but I don't think there's quite enough praise of this, well, I'll call him a man for arguments sake, this man on this forum. Fucking hell, if God came down and created a creative midfield player he'd probably stop short of Cazorla thinking "well, I don't want to take the fucking piss". Ah fuck it, lock this thread, it adds nowt, but fucking hell, is he a fucking one in a million or what, to have that in your team, fuck me, Wenger might actually get your title back with another 3 or 4 like him. Fucking mint player, I fucking love him, fucking gerrin there Santi you fucking beautiful, creative, sexually footed fucking man :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Pissed or not, you are spot on.

He's fucking brilliant.

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In the darkest moments of frustration with this Arsenal side I stop and remember that at least I get to watch Cazorla in the red & white every week, things could always be worse 8)

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what a player he is...first season as well. hopefully no second season syndrome...

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:shock: can't remember typing any of that, not that I can really disagree with it (although I'm baffled as to exactly what "sexually footed" means!). Oh well, still, get in there Santi, fucking top drawer player he is like, absolutely mint.

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Yeah, in my opinion he's got the potential to be as good as Bendtner once he settles in fully to English football

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my main worry for him at the start of the season was how he would react once he receives a few 'reducers' or 'Premiership tackles' and questioned if he would continue to turn out such fantatsic displays after ....

but he's Santi Cazorla ... hes' fucking magic

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His first-touch is beyond description, he stops the ball dead at his feet from any height, angle and/or speed. I hope he can go on to become a cult hero at this club.

Just goes to show you what a little bravery in spending can get you!

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i just wish he could do it against utd,city,chavski,bayern etc etc,then he really would be a gift from god :barscarf:

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wibble wrote:Yeah, in my opinion he's got the potential to be as good as Bendtner once he settles in fully to English football
knee jerk reaction, he isn't all that good.

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safcftm wrote:I'm pissed but I don't think there's quite enough praise of this, well, I'll call him a man for arguments sake, this man on this forum. Fucking hell, if God came down and created a creative midfield player he'd probably stop short of Cazorla thinking "well, I don't want to take the fucking piss". Ah fuck it, lock this thread, it adds nowt, but fucking hell, is he a fucking one in a million or what, to have that in your team, fuck me, Wenger might actually get your title back with another 3 or 4 like him. Fucking mint player, I fucking love him, fucking gerrin there Santi you fucking beautiful, creative, sexually footed fucking man :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Spot on...furthermore I am so proud coz my daughter thinks he's Cute....is he married...?? yes he is isn't he...shame...could do with a miliionaire son-in-law who can get me freebies to the games AND teach my grandchildren to play with Both feet :D . :roll: :banghead: :cry:

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safcftm wrote::shock: can't remember typing any of that, not that I can really disagree with it (although I'm baffled as to exactly what "sexually footed" means!). Oh well, still, get in there Santi, fucking top drawer player he is like, absolutely mint.
So are you saying you cough cough errrrm 'fancy' him in a manly way or in a manly football way? :lol: :wink:

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Barriecuda wrote:His first-touch is beyond description, he stops the ball dead at his feet from any height, angle and/or speed"
Ah the old "praise a pro footballer because he surprisingly has a good first touch" surely this is a basic requirement!

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OneBardGooner wrote:
safcftm wrote::shock: can't remember typing any of that, not that I can really disagree with it (although I'm baffled as to exactly what "sexually footed" means!). Oh well, still, get in there Santi, fucking top drawer player he is like, absolutely mint.
So are you saying you cough cough errrrm 'fancy' him in a manly way or in a manly football way? :lol: :wink:
Oh its purely a footballing thing with Cazorla, he's no Bendtner in the looks department :wink:

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