STOKE HOME THREAD

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REB
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STOKE HOME THREAD

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one of our fav managers and his merry band of orcs come to London :twisted:

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The place is going to be awash with crunts. :x

3-1 to the Arse with Ozil scoring and Rambo and Giroud getting the other 2. :barscarf: 8)

Death to Orcs. 8) And Ewoks. Especially their Queen, OneBardEwok. :twisted: :evil:


:-P :wink:

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I think I dislike Hughes more than Pulis. Pulis was undoubtedly a massive :censored: but deep down everybody knew he was a neanderthal - hence why nobody jumped to his defence when Stoke's novelty wore off and their fans were determined to force him out.

Hughes is not only a bitter bastard to whom the game of football is a secondary concern at best, he is a smarmy prick to boot and seems to think he walks on water, and regrettably due to his playing career garners far more respect than he deserves as a manager.

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Shit side shit manager shit fans shit stadium and shit football, lets shit on them.

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They made it difficult for Man City to score a goal so we shouldn't underestimate them.
I agree with you that everything about them is shit :)

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Could actually be more of a free flowing game than we have come to expect, whilst I know Hughes ( :censored: ) has never been a purveyor of the passing game, there was an interesting stat on 5 live on Saturday.
Apparently, Stoke managed an average of just over 100 completed passes per game last season under Pulis, but are now averaging over 500 under Pep Hughes.

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The in-breds are coming to the big city....which gets them even more agitated when they see and experience things like electricity, zebra crossings, buildings made from steel and concrete and not cow dung....

Under that utter *word censored* hughes they will - from the first whistle (which usually has their supporter's chasing each other around as it's normally when they hear a whistle that it's time to mate with their pet dogs) - the in-bred players will try and "intimidate" the Arsenal Players - ie: Kick them the f*ck to pieces and then claim we don't like it up us....unlike they do so with their dogs/sisters&brothers/grannies and goats

Arsenal 3 - inbredscum - 1 (from a set piece)

After the game their scum c*nt manager will claim all our players dived and that wenger and the other Big Clubs have sorts of double dealings with the officials....

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northbank123 wrote:I think I dislike Hughes more than Pulis. Pulis was undoubtedly a massive :censored: but deep down everybody knew he was a neanderthal - hence why nobody jumped to his defence when Stoke's novelty wore off and their fans were determined to force him out.

Hughes is not only a bitter bastard to whom the game of football is a secondary concern at best, he is a smarmy prick to boot and seems to think he walks on water, and regrettably due to his playing career garners far more respect than he deserves as a manager.
Beautifully put nb123 :high6: - Ooops! I mean :high5: :D :wink:

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If they kick us the flamster will get them.

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1989 wrote:If they kick us the flamster will get them.

Not sure 'Flamster' is the best nickname for a midfield enforcer, as it drums up images of cute little furry things kept in cages by pre pubescant girls.

My suggestions as follows :

Flamosaur
Flamoceros
Flamopottamus
Flamosaurus

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I reckon we will be knackered from the Marseille game.a dour game with a solitary goal,to who tho? :shock:
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TheCook wrote:
1989 wrote:If they kick us the flamster will get them.

Not sure 'Flamster' is the best nickname for a midfield enforcer, as it drums up images of cute little furry things kept in cages by pre pubescant girls.

My suggestions as follows :

Flamosaur
Flamoceros
Flamopottamus
Flamosaurus
You Red Action guys... :barscarf:

:wink:

It's "Flamoney" for me. 8)

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In a break from the norm..i predict... :rubchin: They are shite..we are shite..game will without a doubt be shite :barscarf:

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With Ramsey's current form we could might as well put Bendtner on top and still get the goals.

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fucking neanderthals. hate shawcross, hate huth, hate crouch. fuck em. hope flamini does a "stoke" and takes out shawcross at some point.

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