Piebury Corner smashed up

[QuartzGooner]

Piebury Corner restaurant on Holloway Road smashed up by Napoli fans.
Closed to clear up the damage, will re-open on Wednesday.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pi ... ls-2328697

[officepest]

Ahhh Italian Ultras, classy as ever.

[1989]

*word censored*.

[Theoperator]

Gits, why go to a restaurant with pies featured when all you eat is Pizzas

[northbank123]

Platini probably nearly choked on his foie gras at news of a restaurant being smashed up before a football match in England, before cutting short preparations to read the Riot Act when he realised it was actually Italian fans.

Not a single season goes by without some story about cowardly 'Ultra' wankers knifing foreign passers-by or something similar at European games. Do we get stringent blanket bans for Italian clubs? No, nothing is done about it at all even though the Italian clubs are far more out of line with the rest of Europe than English fans were in the 80s.

[officepest]

Platini probably nearly choked on his foie gras at news of a restaurant being smashed up before a football match in England, before cutting short preparations to read the Riot Act when he realised it was actually Italian fans.

Not a single season goes by without some story about cowardly 'Ultra' wankers knifing foreign passers-by or something similar at European games. Do we get stringent blanket bans for Italian clubs? No, nothing is done about it at all even though the Italian clubs are far more out of line with the rest of Europe than English fans were in the 80s.

Rank hypocrisy. If English fans were stabbing up Italians and Turks left, right and centre we'd be out on our arses before we knew it.

There will be the usual mealy-mouthed condemnation from UEFA and perhaps a closed door match, although I very much doubt it.

[safcftm]

Fucking hell, how pathetic are the Italian "ultras". Smashing up a fucking pie shop has to be about the saddest thing I've ever heard of.

"Here, lads, lets go and smash something up when we go to Arsenal"
"Fucking mint plan that like Mario, we'll find the busiest home pub and we'll go in swinging, tear the fucking place up"
"The pub?"
"Aye, why not?"
"Well, yer knaa, there's blokes and that, they might have had a drink, there's every chance we'll get our belts off and that and they'll take them, smash a glass off our heads, whip our arses with the belts and hoy us through the windows"
"Oh aye, fuck, that doesn't sound very good, but we're ultras, what else can we do?"
"I know"
"What?"
"Let's target a pie shop"
"A fucking what?"
"Yep, we'll charge in, take some chairs off some lasses, attack the place whilst everyone is having a pie and then we'll leg it"
"You've nailed it there mate, hard as fuck us, FORZA NAPOLI"

[officepest]

Fucking hell, how pathetic are the Italian "ultras". Smashing up a fucking pie shop has to be about the saddest thing I've ever heard of.

"Here, lads, lets go and smash something up when we go to Arsenal"
"Fucking mint plan that like Mario, we'll find the busiest home pub and we'll go in swinging, tear the fucking place up"
"The pub?"
"Aye, why not?"
"Well, yer knaa, there's blokes and that, they might have had a drink, there's every chance we'll get our belts off and that and they'll take them, smash a glass off our heads, whip our arses with the belts and hoy us through the windows"
"Oh aye, fuck, that doesn't sound very good, but we're ultras, what else can we do?"
"I know"
"What?"
"Let's target a pie shop"
"A fucking what?"
"Yep, we'll charge in, take some chairs off some lasses, attack the place whilst everyone is having a pie and then we'll leg it"
"You've nailed it there mate, hard as fuck us, FORZA NAPOLI"

I love how you've wrtten the Ultra's dialogue with the Sunderland accent - quality mate, va bene ya knaa.

[northbank123]

Fucking hell, how pathetic are the Italian "ultras". Smashing up a fucking pie shop has to be about the saddest thing I've ever heard of.

"Here, lads, lets go and smash something up when we go to Arsenal"
"Fucking mint plan that like Mario, we'll find the busiest home pub and we'll go in swinging, tear the fucking place up"
"The pub?"
"Aye, why not?"
"Well, yer knaa, there's blokes and that, they might have had a drink, there's every chance we'll get our belts off and that and they'll take them, smash a glass off our heads, whip our arses with the belts and hoy us through the windows"
"Oh aye, fuck, that doesn't sound very good, but we're ultras, what else can we do?"
"I know"
"What?"
"Let's target a pie shop"
"A fucking what?"
"Yep, we'll charge in, take some chairs off some lasses, attack the place whilst everyone is having a pie and then we'll leg it"
"You've nailed it there mate, hard as fuck us, FORZA NAPOLI"

I love how you've wrtten the Ultra's dialogue with the Sunderland accent - quality mate, va bene ya knaa.

I'm chuckling at the thought of these ultras plotting in broken Mackem English

[officepest]

"hoy us through the windows" is probably the funniest thing written on here this year.

[SoreSack]

safcftm

also is their a reason italians stab people in the arse other than it being a safe place of knifing somebody? (ie not gonna be up for any murder charge) quite an odd bunch, remember them stabbing up some red scouse a few years ago and in the return leg got ran all over liverpool by the local chavs

[Trevor Ross]

If they got off tube at H&I they walked past at least 5 pubs before the pie shop, if they got off Holloway Road there's a pub right outside the station. Embarrassing.

[clockender1]

safcftm

also is their a reason italians stab people in the arse other than it being a safe place of knifing somebody? (ie not gonna be up for any murder charge) quite an odd bunch, remember them stabbing up some red scouse a few years ago and in the return leg got ran all over liverpool by the local chavs

yes. its the most easy way to embarass your opponent without causing them real harm. it comes from their duel swordfighting days.

[Herd]

Im not sure what time the Napoli did this but the Roma Ultras went round Holloway Road causing mischief at 4 pm in the afternoon when no one was about intmidating bemused passers by and terrorising some pensioners in the coronet enjoying their 1 pound beer of the week.
After the match they stabbed up a few have a go hero beer monsters ourtside the Herbet Chapman before running away down to Camden,all par for the course for the brave Italians and their flailing belts !
Pal of mine who doesnt go to football was having a tattoo done on the Holoway Road and they came in and tried to rob the place however they went off the idea as my pal who is the size of a large house did not see the funny side of it !

[Bradywasking]

Seems they (Napoli Ultras) are a very brave bunch...smash up a cafe , terrorise staff and a few girls...