A happy day

[topgoon]

Mrs TG had our 3rd child today, a little girl.

I am as happy as Larry, despite the fact that she is the 3rd girl and I am now officially outnumbered 4-1 in my own home. I've just decided when they are all teens and if Mrs TG isn't yet menopausal I'm f'ing off for a week every month as 4 PMS women in one house will lead to murder....... probably mine.

Anyway I'm well pleased, had a lot of probs along the way with her but she came out screaming blue murder and is perfect.

The day was made even better as I left the hospital and heard the scum got hammered and Fat Sam did us a favour

AW will probable still be getting us to scrape 4th by the time she's 10

[QuartzGooner]

Congratulations Topgoon.

[Top Londoner]

Well done TG.
You'll be working until you are 70 now mate.

[corkbarry]

Are you sure you can afford SIX Season tickets

Congratulations

[Simon]

A gooner is born! Congratulations to you and the missus.

[flash gunner]

Congrats mate

[BournemouthRED]

congratulations

[REB]

well done ,good health to all.

[StuartL]

Congrats Topgoon and to all the family too.

[Perryashburtongroves]

Congratulations and best wishes to you all.

[topgoon]

Cheers everyone, already resigned to working like a dog till 70s.

Don't you mean 5 season tickets Barry.

Here's to disturbed sleep, projectile vomit and a million and one pooey nappies

Can't wait to teach her to hate the vermin, it's her birthright

[I Hate Hleb]

Congratulations to you and your wife.

[DB10GOONER]

Congrats mate - the birth of your kids is the greatest thing in life, man. Raise her a Gooner.

[olgitgooner]

topgoon....my father-out-law produced the first female babies in his family for three generations.

He said to me that any idiot can produce sons. But it takes a special man to produce daughters.

I would not disagree with him. My two children are both female.

Congratulations.

[skizz_b]

Congratulations mate!