Giroud's a cheat?

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Giroud's a cheat?

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Apparently Giroud has been fucking around and got busted :D :D :D :D :D

According to Telegraph he's been cheating his wife the previous night of the match against Crystal Palace

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... a-Kay.html

This Celia Kay lady doesn't look that bad though...

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Story was on here before but from my own perspective I really don't give a flying fcuk how many tarts he is banging

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Football players shouldn't be allowed on social media!

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Couldn't give a sh*t.

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The repercussions with his family are bound to affect his frame of mind and would help explain why he has been missing even more fucking sitters than normal.
Said it before and say it again, "he is shite"

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So let me get this right...he's been missing chances that the likes of Henry, Pires and the other legends would have buried....Wenker says that he (Giroud) has been 'looking a little tired lately'...No F*cking wonder if he's been banging two at once (lucky sod btw - she looks like she goes like a train!)...

It's obvious that the solution to his missing chances in front of goal is simples goonerpeeps...we just put Hair around the goal posts and bar...he can't fail then!

(unless they BOTH shave!) :roll:

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Well played Olivier, she'd certainly get it :barscarf:

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OneBardGooner wrote:So let me get this right...he's been missing chances that the likes of Henry, Pires and the other legends would have buried....Wenker says that he (Giroud) has been 'looking a little tired lately'...No F*cking wonder if he's been banging two at once (lucky sod btw - she looks like she goes like a train!)...

It's obvious that the solution to his missing chances in front of goal is simples goonerpeeps...we just put Hair around the goal posts and bar...he can't fail then!

(unless they BOTH shave!) :roll:

:barscarf:
:D :D :D :D :D

We've been too much dependent on his form and now his dick might get us into trouble even more. Why the hell we didn't sign another striker who can keep his cock in his pants and concentrate on scoring goals!

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rodders999 wrote:Well played Olivier, she'd certainly get it :barscarf:

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Blimey, she's smoking hot! :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: Well played indeed!

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OneBardGooner wrote:It's obvious that the solution to his missing chances in front of goal is simples goonerpeeps...we just put Hair around the goal posts and bar...he can't fail then!
Not sure that would work. He'd probably end up like Alexis...

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Don't really care if he's a good guy but if shagging this whore is why he's been so sluggish I'd prefer he keeps his cock in his pants.

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northbank123 wrote:Don't really care if he's a good guy but if shagging this whore is why he's been so sluggish I'd prefer he keeps his cock in his pants.
that's my thoughts,i don't mind him banging her Arse but its this Arse he should be bothered about,no wonder hes been awful lately,he must have a lot on his mind :shock:

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There is no reason to have a question mark in the thread title.
Giroud has owned up via Twitter to playing away for himself instead of for us and for lying to the club when the club tried to fine him.

The issue here apart from the personal moral one is that he got his lawyers to block the club's fine for breaking club curfew rules.
But then owned up.

It could cause a rift with the club, I cannot imagine that going down well with the board!

But Wenger may have a more sympathetic view.

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Didn't realise he got his lawyers involved! That's fucking pathetic. Even for a story of this nature the stuff this whore was claiming was cringeworthy.

Whilst the idea of being told when you can and can't get your end away may be abhorrent to us mere mortals, the reality is that modern-day conditioning and match preparation is heavily reliant on sports science and rest/sleep in the 24 hours before a game is a key part of that. As silly as it sounds to us it can make a difference on the pitch, especially for a player who can't coast by on natural ability and has such a heavy burden.

PL footballers lead exceptionally privileged lives with relatively modest and largely necessary restrictions on their lifestyle, so when somebody brazenly flouts the club's rules like this I think they are taking the piss.

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northbank123 wrote:Didn't realise he got his lawyers involved! That's fucking pathetic. Even for a story of this nature the stuff this whore was claiming was cringeworthy.

Whilst the idea of being told when you can and can't get your end away may be abhorrent to us mere mortals, the reality is that modern-day conditioning and match preparation is heavily reliant on sports science and rest/sleep in the 24 hours before a game is a key part of that. As silly as it sounds to us it can make a difference on the pitch, especially for a player who can't coast by on natural ability and has such a heavy burden.

PL footballers lead exceptionally privileged lives with relatively modest and largely necessary restrictions on their lifestyle, so when somebody brazenly flouts the club's rules like this I think they are taking the piss.
So are you saying he should have knocked one out then?

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