"Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenger

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Post Reply
User avatar
Red Gunner
Posts: 5778
Joined: Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:25 pm
Location: London

"Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenger

Post by Red Gunner »

Bromley spiritual healer ‘married Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger in 15th century’

A spiritual healer from Bromley has told reporters this week that she was married to Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger – in the 15th century.

Stephany Cohen, who claims she is the god of all aliens, believes she was the saint Joan of Arc in a previous life, and that’s when she married Wenger.

Cohen says the football boss was heir to the French throne at the time, and she only recognises him because he displays the same traits as her ‘former husband’.

‘Mr Wenger and I were engaged in a previous life,’ she said to News Shopper.

‘We had a romance when I was Joan of Arc and he was the Dauphine of France.

‘He was the same man we know him to be today. Highly intelligent but very stubborn. His big problem is he never has a plan B.

‘Arsenal will not win the Premier League this season because of that.’

http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/22/bromley-s ... y-4672954/

:lol:
Top
User avatar
Bendtners Drinking Buddy
Posts: 2392
Joined: Fri May 08, 2009 10:53 am

Re: "Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenge

Post by Bendtners Drinking Buddy »

fuck me, why do papers give idiots like this the time of day?

Fair play she has made some money from something she thought up while having a shit!
Top
User avatar
OneBardGooner
Posts: 48344
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
Location: Close To The Edge

Re: "Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenge

Post by OneBardGooner »

Bendtners Drinking Buddy wrote:fuck me, why do papers give idiots like this the time of day?

Fair play she has made some money from something she thought up while having a shit!

Well, they've been giving plenty of column space to her ex (AW) for nigh on 19 years now!... :roll: :lol:
Top
User avatar
cardinal2011
Posts: 530
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:41 pm
Location: goonerwonderland

Re: "Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenge

Post by cardinal2011 »

Maybe Arsene can get his ex-wife to pay a visit to the treatment room at Colney. Fu*k knows a 'Spiritual Healer' cannot do a worse job then the mugs who work there. :lol:
Top
User avatar
DB10GOONER
Posts: 62224
Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
Contact:
Contact DB10GOONER

Re: "Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenge

Post by DB10GOONER »

Don't mind this crazy bitch. She nearly choked to death on my cock because she refused to breathe through her nose. :roll:

Of course that was in her previous life as Cleopatra and mine as Julius Caesar.

:-P :wink:
Top
User avatar
cardinal2011
Posts: 530
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:41 pm
Location: goonerwonderland

Re: "Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenge

Post by cardinal2011 »

I can imagine the follow up story in Monday's metro -

"In the 16th century Arsene then met and married his true love, Eileen Drewery, who at that time was a leper - with no legs". :wink:
Top
officepest
Posts: 5072
Joined: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:27 am
Location: Lacking a little bit of sharpness in the final third.

Re: "Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenge

Post by officepest »

Local lunatic sighted shouting obscenity to a shoe at a roundabout.
Top
User avatar
DB10GOONER
Posts: 62224
Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
Contact:
Contact DB10GOONER

Re: "Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenge

Post by DB10GOONER »

officepest wrote:Local lunatic sighted shouting obscenity to a shoe at a roundabout.
If you just change a couple of words there...

Local lunatic sighted shouting "we can still win the league" to a shoe at a roundabout.

:barscarf: :wink:
Top
officepest
Posts: 5072
Joined: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:27 am
Location: Lacking a little bit of sharpness in the final third.

Re: "Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenge

Post by officepest »

DB10GOONER wrote:
officepest wrote:Local lunatic sighted shouting obscenity to a shoe at a roundabout.
If you just change a couple of words there...

Local lunatic sighted shouting "we can still win the league" to a shoe at a roundabout.

:barscarf: :wink:
:coffeespit:
Top
Leyton Gooner
Posts: 1903
Joined: Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:34 am
Location: Lokomotiv Plovdiv in the Channel 5 Thursday night cup

Re: "Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenge

Post by Leyton Gooner »

Struggling to decide if she's more of a deluded batshit crazy fruitcake or Wenger. On balance I think her claims are slightly more plausible than Wenger's delusions that we can win the league
Top
User avatar
OneBardGooner
Posts: 48344
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
Location: Close To The Edge

Re: "Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenge

Post by OneBardGooner »

cardinal2011 wrote:I can imagine the follow up story in Monday's metro -

"In the 16th century Arsene then met and married his true love, Eileen Drewery, who at that time was a leper - with no legs". :wink:

Legs or not the *word censored* still would have signed her! :roll:

:lol:
Top
markyp
Posts: 3155
Joined: Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:54 pm
Location: location location

Re: "Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenge

Post by markyp »

DB10GOONER wrote:
officepest wrote:Local lunatic sighted shouting obscenity to a shoe at a roundabout.
If you just change a couple of words there...

Local lunatic sighted shouting "we can still win the league" to a shoe at a roundabout.

:barscarf: :wink:
FPMSL :D
Top
User avatar
QuartzGooner
Posts: 14474
Joined: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:49 pm
Location: London

Re: "Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenge

Post by QuartzGooner »

We had a post about her on the Alien thread a year ago, she said that the aliens had advice for Arsenal Wenger

http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news ... /?ref=erec

This is her.

Image

This is a film.

Image

Draxler UFO

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25775034

Archway UFO squadron

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7cIiqw7AcM

Our ex-chairman's in on the act too.

http://stevecampbellhillwood.blogspot.c ... space.html

Highbury Crescent UFO sighting.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picture ... ml?image=1
Top
User avatar
DB10GOONER
Posts: 62224
Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
Contact:
Contact DB10GOONER

Re: "Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenge

Post by DB10GOONER »

QuartzGooner wrote:We had a post about her on the Alien thread a year ago, she said that the aliens had advice for Arsenal Wenger

This is her.

Image
Which one is she? :lol:
Top
User avatar
QuartzGooner
Posts: 14474
Joined: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:49 pm
Location: London

Re: "Intelligent but stubborn." - 15th century wife on Wenge

Post by QuartzGooner »

DB10GOONER wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:We had a post about her on the Alien thread a year ago, she said that the aliens had advice for Arsenal Wenger

This is her.

Image
Which one is she? :lol:
The one in the painting with the big eyes.

The other person is BrazilianGooner's "New Look".
Top
Post Reply

Return to “On the Terraces”