Get sucked cross-eyed by Kelly Brook or Wenger gone?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:06 pm

Seeing as every geebag and his cousin is living in hypothetical land on here, I thought I'd join them!

So here we are;

Renowned intellectual and model, Kelly Brook sucks you dry but Arsene stays as manager for another 10 years.

OR

Arsene leaves and no sucky sucky from Miss Brook. Ever.

cardinal2011 · Post by **cardinal2011** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:08 pm

Easy choice. I will just go and watch Dartford play instead for ten years with a smile on my face.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:10 pm

In fairness this might be a landslide.

officepest · Post by **officepest** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:16 pm

The fearsomely intellectual Ms Brook can drink my kids.

Theoperator · Post by **Theoperator** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:26 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:In fairness this might be a landslide.

Not if some of the Gay Gooners venture on here

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:44 pm

Theoperator wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:In fairness this might be a landslide.
Not if some of the Gay Gooners venture on here

It's a valid point but, hey - g88ner is as entitled to express his opinion as the rest of us!

g60gooner · Post by **g60gooner** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:48 pm

I voted for option 1, but i fear, with such a high intake of protein, the currently saucy simpleton will be a bit of a chunkster by the time she sucks the last of us off.
Still, it would be something to talk about down the pub whilst we were getting hammered 5-0 by Nuneaton in the Conference in 5 years time under Le Prof.

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:55 pm

g60gooner wrote:I voted for option 1, but i fear, with such a high intake of protein, the currently saucy simpleton will be a bit of a chunkster by the time she sucks the last of us off.
Still, it would be something to talk about down the pub whilst we were getting hammered 5-0 by Nuneaton in the Conference in 5 years time under Le Prof.

With this in mind, can I bagsy first dibs please?

Although I realise that it will be a fair bit of time before she could do the second one........... dislocated jaws can be sore for ages.

Or so DB10 tells me

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:57 pm

SPUDMASHER wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
g60gooner wrote:I voted for option 1, but i fear, with such a high intake of protein, the currently saucy simpleton will be a bit of a chunkster by the time she sucks the last of us off.
Still, it would be something to talk about down the pub whilst we were getting hammered 5-0 by Nuneaton in the Conference in 5 years time under Le Prof.

With this in mind, can I bagsy first dibs please?

Although I realise that it will be a fair bit of time before she could do the second one........... dislocated jaws can be sore for ages.

Or so DB10 tells me

Isn't quoting yourself the first sign of being a spazzer?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:58 pm

SPUDMASHER wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
g60gooner wrote:I voted for option 1, but i fear, with such a high intake of protein, the currently saucy simpleton will be a bit of a chunkster by the time she sucks the last of us off.
Still, it would be something to talk about down the pub whilst we were getting hammered 5-0 by Nuneaton in the Conference in 5 years time under Le Prof.

With this in mind, can I bagsy first dibs please?

Although I realise that it will be a fair bit of time before she could do the second one........... dislocated jaws can be sore for ages.

Or so DB10 tells me

Is your missus still sore? Sorry, man. Just... sorry.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:00 pm

Alright, who voted for Arsene to leave rather than have Miss Brook triple her IQ by inhaling baby batter?

g88ner? g88ner??

Eboue-Why? · Post by **Eboue-Why?** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:12 pm

As I've already been one of the few chaps to have enjoyed Option 1 I'm not sure what to vote for?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:15 pm

Eboue-Why? wrote:As I've already been one of the few chaps to have enjoyed Option 1 I'm not sure what to vote for?

That's like asking "What would you get Walter Mitty for Christmas?".

rodders999 · Post by **rodders999** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:16 pm

Arsene leaving, a no contest. While you lot are emptying your tiny little peckers down lard arse Brooke's wind pipe, Rodders will be watching Jurgen Klopp's red and white army walzing to Champions League glory

clockender1 · Post by **clockender1** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:17 pm

i've seen her pussy. i voted for #2.

now, if you had said Kate Upton then that's a different question...

20 years younger than ms Brook and less used....