Suarez Caption Competition

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Suarez Caption Competition

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Suarez to stevee me:

"Issa all your fault I knew I shudda signed for The Arsenal at least I'd have a an FA Cup Medal"

Stevie me ; "oi looook, you can cry all yooos like but keep yer mitts outta mee pocketts riiiight"
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[quote="OneBardGooner"]Image

Suarez.." It's OUR OWN fault "

Stevie Me " I always knew you were not one of us , it's never our fault "
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[quote="OneBardGooner"]Image

Goofy: "I've parked my car in Liverpool and some bastard has swiped my hubcaps and left the fucker on bricks".

Steven: "Best fans in the World".
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OneBardGooner wrote:Image
a Suarez hand job. the only way Steven Gerrard is going to come first this year.
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OneBardGooner wrote:Image

Suarez to stevee me:

"Issa all your fault I knew I shudda signed for The Arsenal at least I'd have a an FA Cup Medal"

Stevie me ; "oi looook, you can cry all yooos like but keep yer mitts outta mee pocketts riiiight"
bloke in the fluorescent jacket: look at those two puffs
bloke in blue jacket: christ what a couple of mongs
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OneBardGooner wrote:Image
'Distraught at losing the title, Suarez begins comfort eating by taking a bite out of Stevie G'
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clockender1 wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Image
a Suarez hand job. the only way Steven Gerrard is going to come first this year.
i vote for this one.

personally i just.caption this with laughter :)
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OneBardGooner wrote:Image

Suarez to stevee me:

"Issa all your fault I knew I shudda signed for The Arsenal at least I'd have a an FA Cup Medal"

Stevie me ; "oi looook, you can cry all yooos like but keep yer mitts outta mee pocketts riiiight"
Stevie me: "Cheer up Luis.....you still get a virtual trophy by qualifying for the Champions League"

Suarez: "I know....its tears of joy.....and SteveO and Rodders have shown me how to yank one off like this"
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[quote="clockender1"][quote="OneBardGooner"]Image

"Not yet Luis. Wait till we are in the shower, and make sure you take your teeth out first."
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[quote="wilko49er"][quote="clockender1"][quote="OneBardGooner"]Image

... and then Mr Ed said "give me fuckin teeth back c :censored: t" ...how am I gonna bite people stevie, how am I gonna bite peoplllllle waaaaahhhhh.
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Stevie - Never mind Luis mate, we just fell at the last hurdle......

Luis - Nooooooo, just like my brother in the grand national........
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OneBardGooner wrote:Image
Suarez - I've been waiting for your balls for 90 minutes!

Stevee - It's up for grabs now!
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Poldi wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Image
Suarez - I ain't been able to penetrate Pulis' defence today. Can I cop a feel before I penetrate you?

Stevee Meeee - NOT BEFORE YOU'VE PUT ON LUBIEE, LOUIS
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clockender1 wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Image
a Suarez hand job. the only way Steven Gerrard is going to come first this year.
LOOOOOOOOL.

This has got to be the best. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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[quote="OneBardGooner"]Image

''OH Stevie,I got a knock on leg in game,the weff didn't beweave me,I say look at my knee grow,he say I is wrasist,I now banned again''
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