Blue dippers away Bank holiday w'end travel etc.

topgoon · Post by **topgoon** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:10 am

It's August, it's a bank holiday, Football is back, hey let's do some f**king engineering works so a relatively quick 2-2 and a half hour journey each way means an 8hr round trip via f**kng Leicester.

SPARKSY · Post by **SPARKSY** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 12:29 pm

Those engineerng works were just what i was thinking about when i decided to marry a scouser. Now we go up Friday evening, stay with the in laws in Aigburth for the weekend and getting to the game is a piece of cake. I'm not silly

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 12:34 pm

SPARKSY wrote:Those engineerng works were just what i was thinking about when i decided to marry a scouser. Now we go up Friday evening, stay with the in laws in Aigburth for the weekend and getting to the game is a piece of cake. I'm not silly

You got married mate so I think " I'm not silly" is an over reaction.

topgoon · Post by **topgoon** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:38 pm

mcdowell42 wrote:
SPARKSY wrote:Those engineerng works were just what i was thinking about when i decided to marry a scouser. Now we go up Friday evening, stay with the in laws in Aigburth for the weekend and getting to the game is a piece of cake. I'm not silly

You got married mate so I think " I'm not silly" is an over reaction.

Don't forget the scouse bit too Mcdowell42.

Topgoon believes reports of Sparksy's none silliness have been grossly exaggerated

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:41 pm

SPARKSY wrote:Those engineerng works were just what i was thinking about when i decided to marry a scouser. Now we go up Friday evening, stay with the in laws in Aigburth for the weekend and getting to the game is a piece of cake. I'm not silly

Marrying a scouse bin dipper and the 'I'm not silly' do NOT equate. You must have quite a collection of hubcaps!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:13 pm

SPARKSY wrote:Those engineerng works were just what i was thinking about when i decided to marry a scouser. Now we go up Friday evening, stay with the in laws in Aigburth for the weekend and getting to the game is a piece of cake. I'm not silly

As my colleagues have alluded, the statements "I decided to marry a scouser" and "I'm not silly" are mutually exclusive.

officepest · Post by **officepest** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:18 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
SPARKSY wrote:Those engineerng works were just what i was thinking about when i decided to marry a scouser. Now we go up Friday evening, stay with the in laws in Aigburth for the weekend and getting to the game is a piece of cake. I'm not silly
As my colleagues have alluded, the statements "I decided to marry a scouser" and "I'm not silly" are mutually exclusive.

Mate of mine had a stag do in Liverpool, he said some of the women were ".....absolutely stunning, until they opened their mouths".

I know it shouldn't bother me, but I cannot abide the modern scouse accent.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:24 pm

officepest wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
SPARKSY wrote:Those engineerng works were just what i was thinking about when i decided to marry a scouser. Now we go up Friday evening, stay with the in laws in Aigburth for the weekend and getting to the game is a piece of cake. I'm not silly
As my colleagues have alluded, the statements "I decided to marry a scouser" and "I'm not silly" are mutually exclusive.
Mate of mine had a stag do in Liverpool, he said some of the women were ".....absolutely stunning, until they opened their mouths".

I know it shouldn't bother me, but I cannot abide the modern scouse accent.

Racist.

The one Oirish accent that absolutely fucks my head up is the Drogheda accent. They pronounce "Drogheda" as "Daaawwdah". Bastards.

Oh, and the Kerry accent too. Oh and the more knackery Cork accent. Oh, and the JH accent in Dublin. Oh and the affected Southside accent in Dublin. Oh, and alot of the Norn Oirish accents too. Ok, there's a few.

Also hate a certain Geordie accent you hear on TV alot. It's a really smug homely patronising accent and gets right on my balls.

Anyway the next meeting of our KKK Chapter will be this Sunday folks!

officepest · Post by **officepest** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:31 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
officepest wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
SPARKSY wrote:Those engineerng works were just what i was thinking about when i decided to marry a scouser. Now we go up Friday evening, stay with the in laws in Aigburth for the weekend and getting to the game is a piece of cake. I'm not silly
As my colleagues have alluded, the statements "I decided to marry a scouser" and "I'm not silly" are mutually exclusive.
Mate of mine had a stag do in Liverpool, he said some of the women were ".....absolutely stunning, until they opened their mouths".

I know it shouldn't bother me, but I cannot abide the modern scouse accent.
Racist.

The one Oirish accent that absolutely fucks my head up is the Drogheda accent. They pronounce "Drogheda" as "Daaawwdah". Bastards. Oh, and the Kerry accent too. Oh and the more knackery Cork accent. Oh, and the JH accent in Dublin. Oh and the affected Southside accent in Dublin. Oh, and alot of the Norn Oirish accents too. Ok, there's a few.

Also hate a certain Geordie accent you hear on TV alot. It's a really smug homely patronising accent and gets right on my balls.

Anyway the next meeting of our KKK Chapter will be this Sunday folks!

Isn't a certain Mr Royston (Vasey) Keane from Cork?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:34 pm

officepest wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
officepest wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
SPARKSY wrote:Those engineerng works were just what i was thinking about when i decided to marry a scouser. Now we go up Friday evening, stay with the in laws in Aigburth for the weekend and getting to the game is a piece of cake. I'm not silly
As my colleagues have alluded, the statements "I decided to marry a scouser" and "I'm not silly" are mutually exclusive.
Mate of mine had a stag do in Liverpool, he said some of the women were ".....absolutely stunning, until they opened their mouths".

I know it shouldn't bother me, but I cannot abide the modern scouse accent.
Racist.

The one Oirish accent that absolutely fucks my head up is the Drogheda accent. They pronounce "Drogheda" as "Daaawwdah". Bastards. Oh, and the Kerry accent too. Oh and the more knackery Cork accent. Oh, and the JH accent in Dublin. Oh and the affected Southside accent in Dublin. Oh, and alot of the Norn Oirish accents too. Ok, there's a few.

Also hate a certain Geordie accent you hear on TV alot. It's a really smug homely patronising accent and gets right on my balls.

Anyway the next meeting of our KKK Chapter will be this Sunday folks!
Isn't a certain Mr Royston (Vasey) Keane from Cork?

Sure is!

But there is a cool Cork accent as well as the pikey one. My mate REB has the cool Cork accent.

officepest · Post by **officepest** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:51 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:Sure is!

But there is a cool Cork accent as well as the pikey one. My mate REB has the cool Cork accent.

A bit like Peterborough pehaps? Where half the populace have the Cambridge southern twang (think Jamie "chubba tongue" Oliver) and the other half sound like south Lincolnshire inbred yokels.

Perhaps not though, because Peterborough is s shit-tip.

Post by **REB** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 3:42 pm

im very posh i am

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 7:49 am

REB wrote:im very posh i am

You are. It's because Omar Sharif is your dad.

Post by **REB** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:02 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
REB wrote:im very posh i am
You are. It's because Omar Sharif is your dad.

northbank123 · Post by **northbank123** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:33 am

topgoon wrote:It's August, it's a bank holiday, Football is back, hey let's do some f**king engineering works so a relatively quick 2-2 and a half hour journey each way means an 8hr round trip via f**kng Leicester.

Ironic as if you want to go to Leicester the following weekend you have to go via Nuneaton or somewhere equally fucking inconvenient

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