Shelley Kerr

[SPUDMASHER]

Shelley Kerr is to take charge of Lowland League club Stirling University, making her the first female manager in Scottish senior football.

Thoughts?

Apart from the obvious perversions

[topgoon]

None beyond good luck to her,if she can do the job not bothered if she has an inny or an out-ey

[northbank123]

She's taking charge of a university side. Wow. The bloke that managed our university first XI disputably had use of all his faculties, repeatedly made (unsubstantiated) claims that he was part of Clough's coaching team in Forest's heyday and accordingly used to bollock me regularly for being an inferior goalkeeper to Peter Shilton.

[Bendtners Drinking Buddy]

I would.

Oh wait....

[DB10GOONER]

No. Just, no. They have their game. We have our game.

Fuck off and leave us something that is just ours!!!

[storrmin571]

Just the usual perversions thanks.

[remigardeshair]

What is her preferred formation 433 / 451 / 442 / 352?

Is she a fan of zonal or man marking?

What is her set piece strategy?

How big are her tits?

[OneBardGooner]

God help them if they lose when it's her 'time of the month'

[DB10GOONER]

How long before one of the back four is smashing in her back door!

I is all like rapping an ting init brrrrrraaaapppp - yoo feel me blud!!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I played footie for a town not 10 miles from my own and we had a player who shares the surname and his first name was Wayne True Story

What were his mum and dad thinking (well I guess we know what his dad was thinking ), any relation to you Rodders .....

[Ed Hunter The Gooner]

What is her preferred formation 433 / 451 / 442 / 352?

Is she a fan of zonal or man marking?

What is her set piece strategy?

How big are her tits?

Relevant questions, absolutely!

[DB10GOONER]

I played footie for a town not 10 miles from my own and we had a player who shares the surname and his first name was Wayne True Story

What were his mum and dad thinking (well I guess we know what his dad was thinking ), any relation to you Rodders .....

When I lived in Brisbane there was a Rugby League player called Wayne Carr. Played for Brizzy and QLD.

[SPUDMASHER]

I played footie for a town not 10 miles from my own and we had a player who shares the surname and his first name was Wayne True Story

What were his mum and dad thinking (well I guess we know what his dad was thinking ), any relation to you Rodders .....

When I lived in Brisbane there was a Rugby League player called Wayne Carr. Played for Brizzy and QLD.

I went to school with a girl called Theresa Wood and my mothers best friend was called Theresa Greene. Her current next door neighbour was in the year above me at school and his name is Wayne Kern!

I think DB10 has a friend called Mike Hunt that keeps thumping him. I know this as he often says Mike Hunt hurts.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I played footie for a town not 10 miles from my own and we had a player who shares the surname and his first name was Wayne True Story

What were his mum and dad thinking (well I guess we know what his dad was thinking ), any relation to you Rodders .....

When I lived in Brisbane there was a Rugby League player called Wayne Carr. Played for Brizzy and QLD.

I went to school with a girl called Theresa Wood and my mothers best friend was called Theresa Greene. Her current next door neighbour was in the year above me at school and his name is Wayne Kern!

I think DB10 has a friend called Mike Hunt that keeps thumping him. I know this as he often says Mike Hunt hurts.

[topgoon]

How long before one of the back four is smashing in her back door!

I is all like rapping an ting init brrrrrraaaapppp - yoo feel me blud!!

Behave yourself,you old tart