Caption Competition

[OneBardGooner]

Natalie: "Ooooh Rodders I See You've Got your kacks down ready"

[GranadaJoe]

"Rodders, of the six, which ones are your fingers?"

[Henry Norris 1913]

"why do these old geezers keep fawning over me, i'm a 6, 7 at best"

[DB10GOONER]

"Rodders, of the six, which ones are your fingers?"

"Yes, I is a bit of a minga, but I like got dees tits an ting, init".

[Bradywasking]

Natalie " Rodders it's 11pm you are under the desk since 8pm, it's over now"

Rodders " certainly is over Nats , all over you "

[SPUDMASHER]

"When I take this tight fitting dress off everything will spill out and I'll look like a proper minger"

[rodders999]

Is it in Rodders?

[DB10GOONER]

Is it in Rodders?

Jaysus... what exactly was she trying to stick in you?

[officepest]

"Your cock in the front door is fair enough, but would you mind taking your fist out of my arse until I'm off-air?"

[clockender1]

"oh Rodders, i really thought it would be bigger than that...."

[DB10GOONER]

"oh Rodders, i really thought it would be bigger than that...."

I believe that was the first thing Mrs Rodders said on their wedding night...

[clockender1]

" would you like me to suck that for you Rodders ? ....okay, i'll get a straw..."

[rodders999]

"oh Rodders, i really thought it would be bigger than that...."

I believe that was the first thing Mrs Rodders said on their wedding night...

It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean that counts.

Well at least that's the bullsh1t line I spin her anyways

[1989]

Is that it Rodders?

Fixed.

[TeeCee]

Here's something you won't see at the Arsenal........two great strikers up front!!