SteveO's official Christmas cheer thread

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SteveO's official Christmas cheer thread

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Well the tree has gone up fellas, and I know you're all sitting and waiting patiently for SteveO's 2014 Christmas special, so to kick off the festive season

Franksav - requests on demand :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxNemfdMnOU

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY - Slade (the Arsenal 2014 remix)

Are you watching Santi fail to clear the wall
Will we ever score from another dead ball
Do you sit in the Upper Tier
Ninety quid is what you’ll pay
And at centre back you’ll all see Nacho play

[Chorus:]
So here it is Merry Christmas
Arsene Wenger’s having fun
Look to the future now
These three years just begun

Are you waiting for new signings to arrive
Winston Reid or Tyrone Mings he will decide
Doesn’t Arsene always tell you
That the young ones are the best
Then he loans em out to West Ham with the rest

[Chorus:]
So here it is Merry Christmas
Wiggy Stanley’s having fun
Season tickets all renewed
So he can cut and run

What will my daddy do
When he sees your banner dissing Arsene
Aaah ah aaah aahh

Are you playing centre halves who are too small
Are you hoping to avoid a six goal maul
Do you slide on down the table
Losing to Swansea away
But don’t criticise
You must judge him in May

[Chorus:]
So here it is merry christmas
Postman Yaya’s having fun
Poldi can be sold now
Cos he’s scored his first one
So here it is merry christmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the window now
When he will sign no-one

So here it is merry christmas
Martinez is number 1
Look to the future now
When he plays for Darlington
So here it is merry christmas
Arsene Wenger’s having fun
(It's christmas!)
He’ll be our manager
When he is eighty one

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the last verse :shock:


noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :mrgreen:

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Great stuff :barscarf:

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Quality :lol:

SteveO you'll enjoy this. Was trying to buy a christmas present for her indoors this morning only to be informed that my credit card has been declined. Why? Because there has been some unusual activity on it over the last few days, or to be more specific $620 worth of purchases in Wal-Mart, Las Vegas!

Sir Stanley Kroenke ends up getting my cash one way or the other :lol:

Jesus wept :banghead:

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rodders999 wrote:Quality :lol:

SteveO you'll enjoy this. Was trying to buy a christmas present for her indoors this morning only to be informed that my credit card has been declined. Why? Because there has been some unusual activity on it over the last few days, or to be more specific $620 worth of purchases in Wal-Mart, Las Vegas!
Sir Stanley Kroenke ends up getting my cash one way or the other :lol:

Jesus wept :banghead:

So her in doors didn't tell you about that 'shopping spree' last week then mate!? :D :wink:

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McCartney and Lennon, Difford and Tilbrook.... they're not a patch on you SteveO!!!

Top fucking quality... :lol:

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

(I still think Diaby is a waste of space though!!!) 8)

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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rodders999 wrote:Quality :lol:

SteveO you'll enjoy this. Was trying to buy a christmas present for her indoors this morning only to be informed that my credit card has been declined. Why? Because there has been some unusual activity on it over the last few days, or to be more specific $620 worth of purchases in Wal-Mart, Las Vegas!

Sir Stanley Kroenke ends up getting my cash one way or the other :lol:

Jesus wept :banghead:
They charged your missus $620 for a strap-on??!!! :shock:

Can you see how expensive your "lifestyle" has become Rodders?! :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
rodders999 wrote:Quality :lol:

SteveO you'll enjoy this. Was trying to buy a christmas present for her indoors this morning only to be informed that my credit card has been declined. Why? Because there has been some unusual activity on it over the last few days, or to be more specific $620 worth of purchases in Wal-Mart, Las Vegas!

Sir Stanley Kroenke ends up getting my cash one way or the other :lol:

Jesus wept :banghead:
They charged your missus $620 for a strap-on??!!! :shock:

Can you see how expensive your "lifestyle" has become Rodders?! :lol: :wink:
I often tell her to go F herself......but at those prices? No chance :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
rodders999 wrote:Quality :lol:

SteveO you'll enjoy this. Was trying to buy a christmas present for her indoors this morning only to be informed that my credit card has been declined. Why? Because there has been some unusual activity on it over the last few days, or to be more specific $620 worth of purchases in Wal-Mart, Las Vegas!

Sir Stanley Kroenke ends up getting my cash one way or the other :lol:

Jesus wept :banghead:
They charged your missus $620 for a strap-on??!!! :shock:

Can you see how expensive your "lifestyle" has become Rodders?! :lol: :wink:
At least she got it in Red! :lol: :wink:


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A little bit of Christmas cheer for all my Oirish buddies out there. Enjoy fellas !

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

It was Christmas Eve babe
Cash in the bank
The old Yank said to me, we’ll sign a real big one
And then he signed no-one
Still backed There’s Only One
He turned Hummels away
And dreamed of Kalou

Yaya’s a lucky one
Played eighteen and scored one
I've got a feeling
This year he won’t score two
So Happy Christmas
I love you Arsene
I can see a better time
When we’re without you

We've got stars in big cars
When they're nineteen years old
When their team sweeps right through you
He ignores Stevie Bould
When you first sold our ground
In order to compete
You promised me
We’d be up with the elite

You were stubborn
We’re shitty
Shipped six goals at City
When we thought we’d stop playing
Newcastle scored four
Anderlecht we were giving,
A right three goal stinging
Their fans in the corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the Stamford Bridge choir
Singing "We want you to stay"
But the AKBs all said
Judge him in May

You're a plum
Are you drunk?
Nacho’s a piece of junk
Playing at centre half, filling us full of dread
You windbag, in a blanket
Empty shopping basket
Happy Window my arse
I pray it's your last

The boys of the Stamford Bridge choir
Singing "We want you to stay"
And the AKBs saying
Judge him in May

We could have signed someone
But you loaned Jenk-in-son
You re-signed Flamoney
Now Stan adores you
You’re working night and day
To find a real cheap loan
Can’t take it when we moan
That you haven’t got a clue

The boys of the Stamford Bridge choir
Singing "We want you to stay"
And the AKBs all say
Judge him in May

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:coffeespit:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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" Well I wish you wouldn't judge me til May
when the VT is secured and the AKBs are happy and gay.
Well I wish you wouldn't judge me til Maay
Let the Tills ring out at The Armoury

Arsene and Wizard

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It's nearly Crimbo chaps

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

Stoke fans sing
Is he listening?
3-0 down
Defence missing
His wallet locked tight
No spending tonight
Walking in a Wenger wonderland

Gone away is RVP
Here to stay Matt Flamini
He’s slower than Song
As he plods along
Walking in a Wenger wonderland

In the midfield we can play a slow man
And sign Tyrone Mings from Ipswich Town
Arsene says he’s ready
We’ll say: no man
But he can do a job
When Nacho’s out

Later on
We’ll look dire
Champions League
Then we’ll tire
The schedule Sky made
Is always to blame
Walking in a Wenger wonderland

What a sin
Three men dissing
On the train
John Cross bristling
His column he writes
That our fans are shite
Walking in a Wenger wonderland

And the new boy from Chile
Will be next to Man City
But we’ll scrape along
As Yaya plays on
Walking in a Wenger wonderland

Arsene Wenger he can make Stan dough man
If we come fourth, I’ll need to lay down
Rodders has lubed up, and we’ll say no man
The Kleenex factory’s gonna soon melt down

Later on
He’ll retire
As Stan thinks, who he’ll hire
But he’s not afraid
The money he’s made
Walking in a Wenger wonderland

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Steveo you must of had help from your Teacher to write such witty songs :lol: :wink:

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