STOKE HOME GAME THREAD

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wankers :evil:

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REB wrote:wankers :evil:
Is it possible to ***** with a claw? Or tentacle? :? :rubchin:

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The Orks from middle england will play their usual "rough em up " bully boy tatics and proberly sneak a draw given our current sh#t form and defensive non-play :oops:

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2-1 or 2-0 to stoke.

our lack lack of one CDM let alone two, will lead to pillage and rapeage of our back four.

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For once I'm not worried about DM, doesn't really matter who you have playing if they're just going to watch balls fly over their hands towards Crouch all afternoon.

We'll win. They're poor on the road and not as organised as people make out, their bully boy tactics have never really succeeded away at the big boys.

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northbank123 wrote:For once I'm not worried about DM, doesn't really matter who you have playing if they're just going to watch balls fly over their hands towards Crouch all afternoon.

We'll win. They're poor on the road and not as organised as people make out, their bully boy tactics have never really succeeded away at the big boys.


Totally agree with you nb as long as bojan isn't playing - if he plays we will need a DM to prevent him from finding space in front of our back 4. This stoke team is not the same ott aggressive side that played under pubis and even though they will still enjoy "mixing it up", they don't have the same intimidation factor that they once had and they do not travel well.
My primary concern everytime we play a side like these c.unts, is that someone like shawcunt will assault sanchez and put him on our treatment table for a while

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2-0 to The Arsenal.
For all the shit the inbreds give us at their slum, they rarely turn up at ours.

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northbank123 wrote:For once I'm not worried about DM, doesn't really matter who you have playing if they're just going to watch balls fly over their hands towards Crouch all afternoon.

We'll win. They're poor on the road and not as organised as people make out, their bully boy tactics have never really succeeded away at the big boys.
What's funny is that, despite having Crouch, Stoke - if I'm not mistaken, had the fewest headed goals last season.

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Stoke aren't poor on the road, they've won at City, Everton and Tottenham this season and were unlucky to lose at Liverpool and United. That's more than you can say for us. They're also in good form, so this will be far more difficult than previous seasons

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Lets see if we can last more than 30 seconds beore conceding this time. Went for a piss at kick off that game and we were 1 down before I'd even opened my fucking fly :lol:

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northbank123 wrote: , their bully boy tactics have never really succeeded away at the big boys.
true, but as we can no longer claim to be in that group, we are in for dry DP this time i think.

i am under no illusions as to how shit they are, its just we are just so poorly prepared thesedays.

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clockender1 wrote:
northbank123 wrote: , their bully boy tactics have never really succeeded away at the big boys.
true, but as we can no longer claim to be in that group, we are in for dry DP this time i think.

i am under no illusions as to how shit they are, its just we are just so poorly prepared thesedays.
Not saying we are a great team but look how few teams have beaten us at the Emirates 8 and a half seasons relative to our ability during that time. Teams are by and large still intimidated.

And Stoke view their game at home to us as their cup final, they don't put the same sort of hunger or effort into any other game. I watched their game against United and even at 1-0 up the atmosphere there was completely non-existent and there was no tempo or physicality in their game.

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2-1 to The Arsenal. We will concede because the Big Cowardly Pussy will let the Bath Spider have an easy one at some point. :roll:

But, barring Slack Jaw Shawcunt leaving a late cowards chop in on Sanchez, the uncle-fuckers are very very average and don't have anywhere near the bite they used to.

Merson will be back claiming Wenger is "unsackable, Jeff. Unsackable. Arsenal fans should be careful what they wish for..." :roll:

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another lucky home win

the AKBs will point to 4 wins in 5 being a turning point
we then will get crushed by City a week later.

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DB10GOONER wrote:2-1 to The Arsenal. We will concede because the Big Cowardly Pussy will let the Bath Spider have an easy one at some point. :roll:
Was worried by him again yesterday. That Tom Ince chance that shaved the post near the end came from 2 pieces of shocking play from Mertesaker. First he has the ball and under no real pressure plays a horrible pass into midfield losing possession, then Hull hoof it in and he weakly heads the ball straight to Ince who shot narrowly wide. He has zero composure on the ball and for someone who is 9 foot tall is one of the worst headers of the ball I've ever seen.

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