Premier League fixtures 8/8/15

[officepest]

Kyle 'Total Bollocks' Walker has just put through his own net to give Man Utd the lead. Utd have been pretty poor, by all accounts.

[g88ner]

From BBC....

Oh dear. Ashley Young plays the ball into the box from the right hand side and Wayne Rooney is one-on-one with the goalkeeper. The skipper gets his feet in a muddle and in an attempt to nick the ball away, Kyle Walker only manages to poke it into the net. Both Englishmen left red-face, Rooney for being unable to finish, Walker for being able to...at the wrong end.



Welcome back Premier League

[wilko49er]

Brilliant first goal of the season a scum own goal

[rodders999]

Comedy capers in the spuds defence. It can only mean one thing, the football's back on

[augie]

The scum were all over manure before Kyle w.anker scored the og, but they have hardly had a touch of the ball since

[rodders999]

I have a feeling in my loins that Harry Kane is gonna be a one season wonder. Hope he fucking flops this year.

[silus]

I have a feeling in my loins that Harry Kane is gonna be a one season wonder. Hope he fucking flops this year.

I've been saying the same all summer...fingers crossed.
I've also just seen their bench today.....what a load of shit!!!!

[rodders999]

Ashley Dickhead Young diving again. Horrible bastard

[g88ner]

I have a feeling in my loins that Harry Kane is gonna be a one season wonder. Hope he fucking flops this year.

Given your dedication to Natalie Sawyer and the transfer market, I'm surprised there's any feeling in your loins left Rodders

[rodders999]

I have a feeling in my loins that Harry Kane is gonna be a one season wonder. Hope he fucking flops this year.

Given your dedication to Natalie Sawyer and the transfer market, I'm surprised there's any feeling in your loins left Rodders

Remember only 23 sleeps until deadline day. Must stock up on scented candles and get a new motor for my penis pump

[officepest]

Utd win, which is annoying, however; they beat the scum, which is good.

[officepest]

Leicester are 1 up in their match with the Mackems; Jamie Vardy scoring.

[officepest]

Watford 1 up at Everton.

[officepest]

Leicester are 1 up in their match with the Mackems; Jamie Vardy scoring.

2 - 0 now.

[officepest]

Leicester are 1 up in their match with the Mackems; Jamie Vardy scoring.

2 - 0 now.

Sunderland are being absolutely pummelled now; a Leicester penalty has put them 3 - 0 up.