my my they are such witty fuckers are they not ..........................
Breaking news: Arsenal have confirmed that they are opening up a special zoo in an attempt to pay for their new home and have already assembled some interesting exhibits.
The Seaman Emu (harfwaylinus cocup)
This emu is respected throughout the world for it's legendary protective instincts. However, it is known to flap aimlessly when attacked by any member of the Keano Massivus species.
The Keown Ape (ugliuss bastid)
A primate often found on the fringes of the England team. It's horrendous facial structure has excluded it from acceptance within his community.
The Viera Giraffe (peahead criybabi)
This long gangly creature has an incredibly small head, which contains an even smaller brain which makes it prone to illusions. The Viera Giraffe will often think he's been attacked by other creatures and lets out an ear-piercing whine, when in fact he is the aggressor.
The Ljundberg Urangutang (klosett homo)
A rare species due to it's sexual attraction to other members of the same sex and will take a female partner purely to diguise this fact. Note its unusual colouring as an attempt to woo other like minded animals.
The Bergkamp dodo (parstit yiddophan)
Flightless with a big beak. The Bergkamp Dodo was once a bird that was the envy of anything with two wings. But it developed a revolting red plumage and has since become a non-flying joke as he is so expensive to keep but provides little entertainment value.
The Wenger Vulture (kidee mollstur)
A vile scavenger who prays on the offspring of other creatures, his hooked beak and beady eyes are instantly recognisable. Strangely can be seen to give a cheeky smile if fed with a packet of sweets.
JUST FOUND THIS ON SCUM SITE
-
liam bradys left foot
- Posts: 134
- Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:30 pm
- Location: harlow
-
liam bradys left foot
- Posts: 134
- Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:30 pm
- Location: harlow
