As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Arsenal Till I Die
Posts: 5418 Joined: Tue May 18, 2010 6:06 pm
Location: North London
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by Arsenal Till I Die » Sat Apr 09, 2016 2:06 pm
''After another poor performance from Walcott, Arsenal players take matters into their own hands and drive the *word censored* to China.''
augie
Posts: 30960 Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:03 pm
Location: Ireland
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by augie » Sat Apr 09, 2016 2:41 pm
"Theo Walcott.........an Arsenal passenger since 2006"
amazonas
Posts: 178 Joined: Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:46 pm
Location: Vienna
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by amazonas » Sat Apr 09, 2016 2:53 pm
"Are we there yet, Petr?"
"Not quite there, Wally."
officepest
Posts: 5072 Joined: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:27 am
Location: Lacking a little bit of sharpness in the final third.
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by officepest » Sat Apr 09, 2016 3:17 pm
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Welbeck: "Pete and I are gonna put our seatbelts on, then we're crashing into a lamppost.''
Cech: "If you survive, I'm going to stove your head in with a tire iron".
Walcott: "Will I still be going to the Euros?"
Rosie_titters
Posts: 5491 Joined: Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:06 pm
Location: Aberystwyth
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by Rosie_titters » Sat Apr 09, 2016 3:56 pm
officepest wrote: Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Welbeck. I use to play for Man U and won the PL
Cech: I use to play for Chelsea and won the PL and CL
Walcott: I still play for Arsenal. Anyone wanna see my FA Cup medal.
Perryashburtongroves
Posts: 16095 Joined: Thu May 03, 2007 6:18 pm
Location: At the start of a glorious era.
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by Perryashburtongroves » Sat Apr 09, 2016 5:59 pm
Walcott: " So, run that by me again. There's third, second and first places too? Well, I never."
Midz
Posts: 5797 Joined: Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:36 pm
Location: West London.
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by Midz » Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:05 pm
In case anyone hasn't seen this video. Hilarious
Bradywasking
Posts: 6258 Joined: Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:14 am
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by Bradywasking » Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:55 am
Feo ; " hey Danny I didn't know it was possible to drive with the handbrake off "
Bradywasking
Posts: 6258 Joined: Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:14 am
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by Bradywasking » Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:56 am
augie wrote: "Theo Walcott.........an Arsenal passenger since 2006"
Excellent
Midz
Posts: 5797 Joined: Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:36 pm
Location: West London.
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by Midz » Sun Apr 10, 2016 3:53 pm
Send him a goat
wilko49er
Posts: 1348 Joined: Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:54 pm
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by wilko49er » Sun Apr 10, 2016 3:59 pm
Cech " Theo, tell that French twat in the boot too keep quiet" beachy head isn't far."
Nos89
Posts: 4568 Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:44 am
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by Nos89 » Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:09 pm
[quote="Arsenal Till I Die"]
Theo to Petr: "So how many managers did you play under at Chelsea and how many trophies did you win in the last 12 years?"
Petr " 12 managers , 15 trophies, you? "
Theo: "Erm...one manager and one trophy!"
Danny Welbeck is singing in his head "Manchester! Manchester! Manchester!...Fergie's Red Army!!!"
OneBardGooner
Posts: 48248 Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
Location: Close To The Edge
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by OneBardGooner » Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:10 pm
Bradywasking wrote: Feo ; " hey Danny I didn't know it was possible to drive with the handbrake off "
OneBardGooner
Posts: 48248 Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
Location: Close To The Edge
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by OneBardGooner » Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:18 pm
wilko49er wrote: Cech " Theo, tell that French twat in the boot too keep quiet" beachy head isn't far."
It seems they did it!