CAPTION COMP

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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Arsenal Till I Die
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''After another poor performance from Walcott, Arsenal players take matters into their own hands and drive the *word censored* to China.''

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"Theo Walcott.........an Arsenal passenger since 2006" 8)

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"Are we there yet, Petr?"
"Not quite there, Wally."

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Welbeck: "Pete and I are gonna put our seatbelts on, then we're crashing into a lamppost.''

Cech: "If you survive, I'm going to stove your head in with a tire iron".

Walcott: "Will I still be going to the Euros?"

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officepest wrote:
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Welbeck. I use to play for Man U and won the PL

Cech: I use to play for Chelsea and won the PL and CL

Walcott: I still play for Arsenal. Anyone wanna see my FA Cup medal.

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Walcott: " So, run that by me again. There's third, second and first places too? Well, I never."

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In case anyone hasn't seen this video. Hilarious :D

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Feo ; " hey Danny I didn't know it was possible to drive with the handbrake off "

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augie wrote:"Theo Walcott.........an Arsenal passenger since 2006" 8)
Excellent

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:D Send him a goat :D

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Cech " Theo, tell that French twat in the boot too keep quiet" beachy head isn't far."

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Theo to Petr: "So how many managers did you play under at Chelsea and how many trophies did you win in the last 12 years?"

Petr " 12 managers , 15 trophies, you? "

Theo: "Erm...one manager and one trophy!"

Danny Welbeck is singing in his head "Manchester! Manchester! Manchester!...Fergie's Red Army!!!"

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Bradywasking wrote:Feo ; " hey Danny I didn't know it was possible to drive with the handbrake off "

:lol: :high5:

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wilko49er wrote:Cech " Theo, tell that French twat in the boot too keep quiet" beachy head isn't far."

:coffeespit: Quality :barscarf:

You mean this Beachy Head?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhdjybLx_2k

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wilko49er wrote:Cech " Theo, tell that French twat in the boot too keep quiet" beachy head isn't far."
It seems they did it! :shock:



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