Peter Crouch 100 PL goals

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Peter Crouch 100 PL goals

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Never a quality player,in my opinion,but did a job for clubs and particularly England because his "Gangly" physique made him difficult for defenders to deal with.
Fair play to him notching up his century though as he always came across to me as a decent,down to earth bloke.
My favourite quote from him was when he was asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a Premier League Footballer,.....He replied,"A Virgin."
Fair play :barscarf:
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No offence to crouch, but any useless c.unt can get 100 league goals these days - we have a braindead, over-rated and overpaid greyhound playing on our wing, and the useless c.unt is 1 goal away from his 100 league goals :roll: :oops: :oops: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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It's actually 99 goals in total for Wally not just in the league.

He's only at 63 league goals so he'll have to keep playing for another 10-15 years to break the tonne 8)

Anyway back to Crouch, I'd most definitely bang his missus.
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I think it was 99 for Merson , summed him up really
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WTF?
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shu wrote:I think it was 99 for Merson , summed him up really
So he was an ice cream then?.....
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shu wrote:I think it was 99 for Merson , summed him up really
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He irritates the piss outa me tbh. The "matey" appearances on Soccer AM, the whole "I'm a regular guy that can laugh at himself" social media persona. He's an average as fuck dickhead. Another journeyman player lucky to be getting a living from something he is very ordinary at. File under "Mills", "Shawcross", "Woodgate", or "Adebayor". :roll:
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DB10GOONER wrote:He irritates the piss outa me tbh. The "matey" appearances on Soccer AM, the whole "I'm a regular guy that can laugh at himself" social media persona. He's an average as fuck dickhead. Another journeyman player lucky to be getting a living from something he is very ordinary at. File under "Mills", "Shawcross", "Woodgate", or "Adebayor". :roll:
I agree mate,but I liked his honesty with the "Virgin" quote
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Talentless, lanky, ugly *word censored* who would never have been anywhere near to playing professional football in any other place than Britain.
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Agree with DB10 :shock:

Absolute weapon grade bellend with poor banter and desperate attempts to be everyone's mate. Fuck off ladder man and take that cringe unilad robot dance with you. Don't forget your ropey scouse bint either :x
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Fucking scum wanker who looks a fucking freak....Fuck off with your 100 goals you tosser
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lot of haters on here :rubchin: , only way he could generate more hate would be to actually play for us :D
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Only 41 PL goals to go and we can have a Harry Kane appreciation thread.... :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

Polite clapping when the opposition score please :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:Agree with DB10 :shock:

Absolute weapon grade bellend with poor banter and desperate attempts to be everyone's mate. Fuck off ladder man and take that cringe unilad robot dance with you. Don't forget your ropey scouse bint either :x
I feel dirty now. And a little bit retarded... :|
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