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Wenger to Gazidis "And I'm fucking your wife you cant "
Chips to Ozil "You remind me of my fag at Eton you lovely smooth skinned boy "

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Herd wrote:Wenger to Gazidis "And I'm fucking your wife you cant "
Chips to Ozil "You remind me of my fag at Eton you lovely smooth skinned boy "
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WINNER RIGHT THERE! :winner:
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In true Modern Arsenal style the rest of us are now chasing a Top 4 place... :D :barscarf:
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Sith Lord Venger: "You will feel the Dark Side of the Force, Obi-Wan Gazidis. You will accept my new contract."

Obi-Wan Gazidis: "I will accept your new contract, Master."
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Sith Lord Venger: "You will feel the Dark Side of the Force, Obi-Wan Gazidis. You will soon be sucking my cock."

Obi-Wan Gazidis: "I will soon be sucking your cock, Master."
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Herd wrote:Wenger to Gazidis "And I'm fucking your wife up the shittah you cant "
Chips to Ozil "You remind me of my fag at Eton you lovely smooth skinned boy "

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slight amendment need there ole chaps.
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Herd wrote:Wenger to Gazidis "And I'm fucking your wife you cant "
Chips to Ozil "You remind me of my fag at Eton you lovely smooth skinned boy "

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Wenger to Gazidis: "You messed with the wrong person,I own this club."
Ozil to Chips: "you think that he is going to challenge for the Premier League? See you later,and your planes banner was shit."
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Arsene Corleone: "Ivan, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the stadium, I don't want you near my house. When you see our owner, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?"
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Wenker to IG- Feel my hand on your back? Thats where my knife is going.
IG to Wenker- Et tu Arsene!
Wenker to IG- Non not really! Thats where my hand goes, when i scuttle your missus up the Arsenal.
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Kroenke Junior to Ozil- Man that was a great game of Rugby! But no frigging hotdogs on sale!!
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Any fans of the Walking Dead?...... Wenger to Gazidis "In case you haven't caught on, I just slid my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it." ...
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Wenger to Gazidis "2 more years, 2 more years"
Son of Kroenke to Ozil "Go fucking get me that keebaaab and go light on the fries as we have enough Chips here"
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Wenger to Gazidis.." Next week, clear your desk and get the fuck out of my club...and take your fucking ambition with you"
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Bradywasking wrote:Wenger to Gazidis.." Next week, clear your desk and get the fuck out of my club...and take your fucking ambition with you"
Err, since when did the idea of a caption competition become writing what was actually said?! 8) :)
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Wenger: "You feel that, Ivan? You feel that? That's my hand gently cupping your balls. You ever open your mouth again and I will pop your balls like two infected little zits."

Gazidis: "I'm.... >sob< I'm sorry, Arsene.... I'm... please >sob< please don't..."

Wenger: "Shhh now, little man... shhh shhh. It's ok. It's ok. I've not said I'll do it this time. It's ok. But Ivan... next time? POP!!"
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