Public Safety Announcement

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Public Safety Announcement

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25th February 2018....
Belfast, Northern Oirland
1800hrs

The Lord Mayor, Nuala McAllister has issued a public safety warning to all citizens of Belfast. It reads:-

“All citizens should exhibit extreme care if visiting any post offices on Monday 26th and in all likelihood for the considerable future. If you do need to do so then please follow this advice: Do not mention any of the following subjects:- Cup finals, Wenger, Citeh, pansies, feeling embarrassed or contract extensions. If you encounter a big angry man avoid him at all costs. “

A similar warning was issued in Dublin for the civil service offices but it only affects people shorter than 4’8”
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SPUDMASHER wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:14 pm
 25th February 2018....
Belfast, Northern Oirland
1800hrs

The Lord Mayor, Nuala McAllister has issued a public safety warning to all citizens of Belfast. It reads:-

“All citizens should exhibit extreme care if visiting any post offices on Monday 26th and in all likelihood for the considerable future. If you do need to do so then please follow this advice: Do not mention any of the following subjects:- Cup finals, Wenger, Citeh, pansies, feeling embarrassed or contract extensions. If you encounter a big angry man avoid him at all costs. “

A similar warning was issued in Dublin for the civil service offices but it only affects people shorter than 4’8”
What part of Dublin are you working in Spuddy? We should meet up and do lunch. I'll pretend I'm your dad and you can order the kids portion. :D
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Anyone coming into this post office will be safe enough - yesterdays performance wasnt even worth getting angry over :roll:
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:36 pm
SPUDMASHER wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:14 pm
 25th February 2018....
Belfast, Northern Oirland
1800hrs

The Lord Mayor, Nuala McAllister has issued a public safety warning to all citizens of Belfast. It reads:-

“All citizens should exhibit extreme care if visiting any post offices on Monday 26th and in all likelihood for the considerable future. If you do need to do so then please follow this advice: Do not mention any of the following subjects:- Cup finals, Wenger, Citeh, pansies, feeling embarrassed or contract extensions. If you encounter a big angry man avoid him at all costs. “

A similar warning was issued in Dublin for the civil service offices but it only affects people shorter than 4’8”
What part of Dublin are you working in Spuddy? We should meet up and do lunch. I'll pretend I'm your dad and you can order the kids portion. :D

:shock: :shock: :shock:

WHAT!? Spuddy eats children???? :shock:
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To be fair, he does look old enough to be my dad. Also, the shrinking of age would also explain why he's much shorter than me.
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SPUDMASHER wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:14 pm
 25th February 2018....
Belfast, Northern Oirland
1800hrs

The Lord Mayor, Nuala McAllister has issued a public safety warning to all citizens of Belfast. It reads:-

“All citizens should exhibit extreme care if visiting any post offices on Monday 26th and in all likelihood for the considerable future. If you do need to do so then please follow this advice: Do not mention any of the following subjects:- Cup finals, Wenger, Citeh, pansies, feeling embarrassed or contract extensions. If you encounter a big angry man avoid him at all costs. “

A similar warning was issued in Dublin for the civil service offices but it only affects people shorter than 4’8”
Who is shorter than 4ft 8inches on this forum!.... 8)
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Allgunsblazin wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:51 pm
SPUDMASHER wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:14 pm
 25th February 2018....
Belfast, Northern Oirland
1800hrs

The Lord Mayor, Nuala McAllister has issued a public safety warning to all citizens of Belfast. It reads:-

“All citizens should exhibit extreme care if visiting any post offices on Monday 26th and in all likelihood for the considerable future. If you do need to do so then please follow this advice: Do not mention any of the following subjects:- Cup finals, Wenger, Citeh, pansies, feeling embarrassed or contract extensions. If you encounter a big angry man avoid him at all costs. “

A similar warning was issued in Dublin for the civil service offices but it only affects people shorter than 4’8”
Who is shorter than 4ft 8inches on this forum!.... 8)


Jeez that would be a long list - have you ever seen the photo of DB10 standing on the kerb in paris trying to make himself look tall beside his buddies :coffeespit: :coffeespit:
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augie wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 26, 2018 4:11 pm
Allgunsblazin wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:51 pm
SPUDMASHER wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:14 pm
 25th February 2018....
Belfast, Northern Oirland
1800hrs

The Lord Mayor, Nuala McAllister has issued a public safety warning to all citizens of Belfast. It reads:-

“All citizens should exhibit extreme care if visiting any post offices on Monday 26th and in all likelihood for the considerable future. If you do need to do so then please follow this advice: Do not mention any of the following subjects:- Cup finals, Wenger, Citeh, pansies, feeling embarrassed or contract extensions. If you encounter a big angry man avoid him at all costs. “

A similar warning was issued in Dublin for the civil service offices but it only affects people shorter than 4’8”
Who is shorter than 4ft 8inches on this forum!.... 8)


Jeez that would be a long list - have you ever seen the photo of DB10 standing on the kerb in paris trying to make himself look tall beside his buddies :coffeespit: :coffeespit:
Hey baldtard... still trying to pretend you were a centre half? All 5'9" of you huh?

Yeeeeaaahhhhh......

:coffeespit:
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