Southampton LLLLDL versus Carpet heid and his beige bottle jobs Sat 16th April KO 3PM

[falkirk goon]

Next up in our slide down the table its Soton on a run of form which is 1 draw and 5 losses in their last 6..the last of which was an anal mauling at home to the chavs..
Who better to have next up than El beige with his head rammed firmly up his chocolate hole tactics wise Xhakatard at lb anyone Laca like a pub drunk at 3am trying to score Theyve lost 5 in 6 but they won't lose to us 1-1 or 2-1 to them.

[DB10GOONER]

Brilliant thread title FG

We should hammer these inept fuckers. But of course we will lose two one.

[John F]

Next up in our slide down the table its Soton on a run of form which is 1 draw and 5 losses in their last 6..the last of which was an anal mauling at home to the chavs..
Who better to have next up than El beige with his head rammed firmly up his chocolate hole tactics wise Xhakatard at lb anyone Laca like a pub drunk at 3am trying to score Theyve lost 5 in 6 but they won't lose to us 1-1 or 2-1 to them.

Brilliant One of your best FG . I bet they can't wait to play us 2-0 to them with a player who hasn't scored in 20 years scoring their first.

[rodders999]

Lacazette hat-trick, all 3 goals assisted by Sir Point-A-Lot at LB.

We’d still lost 4-3

[SteveO 35]

Falkirk's on fire

I'm glad you've highlighted their record mate....lessons learned from Brighton eh?

What could possibly go wrong

1-0 defeat with 1 shot on target coming in the 87th minute

Lots of waffle about urgency, transitions and personality afterwards

If Wolves win, 7th's in doubt

Carpet Head Out - bring the banners back

[DB10GOONER]

Falkirk's on fire

I'm glad you've highlighted their record mate....lessons learned from Brighton eh?

What could possibly go wrong

1-0 defeat with 1 shot on target coming in the 87th minute

Lots of waffle about urgency, transitions and personality afterwards

If Wolves win, 7th's in doubt

Carpet Head Out - bring the banners back

Are you mentally ill? Have you got an agenda? This is "progress". Trust The Process.

Fuck me that's almost a Haiku!

[BFG4]

Fully expect us to show up in this one in the sense we will fulfill the fixture but on the pitch we will be as useful as a chocolate teapot.

[OneBardGooner]

Falkirk's on fire

I'm glad you've highlighted their record mate....lessons learned from Brighton eh?

What could possibly go wrong

1-0 defeat with 1 shot on target coming in the 87th minute

Lots of waffle about urgency, transitions and personality afterwards

If Wolves win, 7th's in doubt

Carpet Head Out - bring the banners back

Are you mentally ill? Have you got an agenda? This is "progress". Trust The Process.

Fuck me that's almost a Haiku!

It is

He Came

He Pointed a Lot

He Got Carded

Very Zen

[OneBardGooner]

Fully expect us to show up in this one in the sense we will fulfill the fixture but on the pitch we will be as useful as a chocolate teapot.

Homer Agrees

[DB10GOONER]

Falkirk's on fire

I'm glad you've highlighted their record mate....lessons learned from Brighton eh?

What could possibly go wrong

1-0 defeat with 1 shot on target coming in the 87th minute

Lots of waffle about urgency, transitions and personality afterwards

If Wolves win, 7th's in doubt

Carpet Head Out - bring the banners back

Are you mentally ill? Have you got an agenda? This is "progress". Trust The Process.

Fuck me that's almost a Haiku!

It is

He Came

He Pointed a Lot

He Got Carded

Very Zen

Close, but no cookie - has to be 17 syllables in a 5-7-5 form. Like this:

His belly hefty
Dirty little OneBard likes
Shitting on Lefty

[OneBardGooner]

Falkirk's on fire

I'm glad you've highlighted their record mate....lessons learned from Brighton eh?

What could possibly go wrong

1-0 defeat with 1 shot on target coming in the 87th minute

Lots of waffle about urgency, transitions and personality afterwards

If Wolves win, 7th's in doubt

Carpet Head Out - bring the banners back

Are you mentally ill? Have you got an agenda? This is "progress". Trust The Process.

Fuck me that's almost a Haiku!

It is

He Came

He Pointed a Lot

He Got Carded

Very Zen

Close, but no cookie - has to be 17 syllables in a 5-7-5 form. Like this:

His belly hefty
Dirty little OneBard likes
Shitting on Lefty

Dammnit has Lefty being talking (again!) ?!

[DB10GOONER]

Falkirk's on fire

I'm glad you've highlighted their record mate....lessons learned from Brighton eh?

What could possibly go wrong

1-0 defeat with 1 shot on target coming in the 87th minute

Lots of waffle about urgency, transitions and personality afterwards

If Wolves win, 7th's in doubt

Carpet Head Out - bring the banners back

Are you mentally ill? Have you got an agenda? This is "progress". Trust The Process.

Fuck me that's almost a Haiku!

It is

He Came

He Pointed a Lot

He Got Carded

Very Zen

Close, but no cookie - has to be 17 syllables in a 5-7-5 form. Like this:

His belly hefty
Dirty little OneBard likes
Shitting on Lefty

Dammnit has Lefty being talking (again!) ?!

Yup.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I leave this place for a few days and the Time Bandits are running amok

Anyhow I was at a wedding for a few days up tut North so missed the brighton game, can't imagine watching highlights as there doesn't seem to have been any

We will lose this no doubt, Shane long to score his second goal of the season, a ricochet off his left and only nut

[OneBardGooner]

Hope the Wedding went well mate!?

How is the bride? Sorry I mean your sister?

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Hope the Wedding went well mate!?

How is the bride? Sorry I mean your sister?

I'm from Hampshire, that type of carrying on is done in Wiltshire

Wedding was good fun but 3 days of partying has knackered me out, I need a lie down