Alex Mong

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Alex Mong

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Predictable article on him in the Mirror today....

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... a-33627318

Says he knew leaving Arsenal for Barca he was never going to play but he was moving for the money.....which as it happens was 15k a week more.

I always said he was a braindead c.unt!! :roll: Still, it's one of the best things the Barcawhores have ever done, taking the Cameroonian Clive out of Arsenal!! :barscarf:

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TeeCee wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2024 3:46 pm
Predictable article on him in the Mirror today....

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... a-33627318

Says he knew leaving Arsenal for Barca he was never going to play but he was moving for the money.....which as it happens was 15k a week more.

I always said he was a braindead c.unt!! :roll: Still, it's one of the best things the Barcawhores have ever done, taking the Cameroonian Clive out of Arsenal!! :barscarf:

As you say, he was always fucking thick....he knew that moving to Barca would make him a millionaire apparently, so was obviously to dopey to realise that he was on the best part of 3 million a year at the Arsenal. :roll:

The bloke was a typical post 2004 Old Fraud signing. I was surprised to see that he's still only 37 years old.

Anyway, sounds like bullshit to me and he's excusing the fact that he got little game time in Spain. I'm sure that in his mind he was up there with Iniesta, Xavi and Bousquets.

I always remember when he had his hair bleached and looked like a complete prat and said that his wife told him to do it so he'd be noticed. :lol: Can't judge the woman too harshly, she obviously knew he'd never be noticed for his football ability.

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I’ll never forget that the dumb cųnt thought Carles Puyol walked over to HIM to lift the trophy, ahead of cancer survivor Eric Abidal!

https://x.com/thesportsocial/status/125 ... 67776?s=46

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alex mong always looked like he'd just smoked a bong with Cheech & Chong. :mrgreen:


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OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2024 1:35 pm
alex mong always looked like he'd just smoked a bong with Cheech & Chong. :mrgreen:


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Imagine him and Pepe in the same team :rubchin:

Peepee and Mong :lol:

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Did any of you ever see that "documentary" they made about Mong, (I think it was SlySports but could be wrong).

It was about him at the barcawhores called something cringey like "A Song for Barcelona" or something.

It was the most embarrassing toe curlingly retarded shit I've ever seen. He was literally their prank monkey, turning up to training dressed like a fucking moron to entertain the real players. :oops:

Literally one of the worst players to ever stain our jersey. Thick as fucking shit and a specialist in losing possession whilst under no pressure and constantly trying and failing to find a player with 60 and 70 yard lobs up the pitch. :censored:

What was worse was once or twice a season he'd pull off a spectacular Hollywood pass or tackle and the AKB Wenger cultists would jump on here to do their "I told you so" bullshit and then disappear until a year later when he'd finally do something right again. :roll: :lol:

Him and Legohead Denilson were possibly the worst midfield combo I've ever seen at any level in football history, and I include my old Wednesday night astro game in that. :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2024 8:43 am
Did any of you ever see that "documentary" they made about Mong, (I think it was SlySports but could be wrong).

It was about him at the barcawhores called something cringey like "A Song for Barcelona" or something.

It was the most embarrassing toe curlingly retarded shit I've ever seen. He was literally their prank monkey, turning up to training dressed like a fucking moron to entertain the real players. :oops:

Literally one of the worst players to ever stain our jersey. Thick as fucking shit and a specialist in losing possession whilst under no pressure and constantly trying and failing to find a player with 60 and 70 yard lobs up the pitch. :censored:

What was worse was once or twice a season he'd pull off a spectacular Hollywood pass or tackle and the AKB Wenger cultists would jump on here to do their "I told you so" bullshit and then disappear until a year later when he'd finally do something right again. :roll: :lol:

Him and Legohead Denilson were possibly the worst midfield combo I've ever seen at any level in football history, and I include my old Wednesday night astro game in that. :lol:

This is so fucking true. It's happened with loads of duds over the years and as prime examples alongside Song we have Theo and of course Xhaka. Months on end of undiluted crap suddenly rendered unimportant by a single cracking pass or goal. Of course, the latest addition to this exalted list is Granit Havertz, another one that the fan boys have made into some kind of special case, for reasons I'll never understand.

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He's got a good song

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A11M11 wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2024 11:06 am
He's got a good song :D :banghead:

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