Soton sphincters H Sat Oct 5th KO 3pm

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Next up after tonights straightforward win in Europe it's back to league business.This lot have been a proper pain in the fartbox the last few times we've played them :rubchin: 2 costly as fuck draws a couple of seasons back and I think they beat us 1-0 down there the season before.They papped us out of the cup down there aswell i seem to remember :cry: Anyhoo it probably won't be straightforward ,Ramsdale will be like a cross between Dino Zoff and Gordon Banks no doubt.
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We need to absolutely DESTROY these fuckers... they have had the ole Indian Sign over us a few times, so time to put that right... I like Rambo but he's no longer one of us so I hope he ships in at least SEVEN Goals...(Havertz for a Hat-Trick!). :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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I feel like we owe these fuckers a good slap.

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:high5: Fuckin' Right! :box: :barscarf:

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falkirk goon wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2024 9:10 pm
Next up after tonights straightforward win in Europe it's back to league business.This lot have been a proper pain in the fartbox the last few times we've played them :rubchin: 2 costly as fuck draws a couple of seasons back and I think they beat us 1-0 down there the season before.They papped us out of the cup.dow there aswell I seem to remember :cry: Anyhoo it probably won't be straightforward,Ramsdale will be like cross between Dino Zoff and Gordon Banks no doubt.

I've seen others are worried about this too. Well chaps, let me reassure you, there's fuck all to worry about. I hope he does return all keyed up to show us what we lost, because that way his ADHD will be fucking buzzing and the old manic chaos will kick in. Don't be surprised to see him fuck up. Can't wait to see him with our corner routines.

Just to be clear, I don't dislike the guy on any personal level and wish him all the best at Southampton (except when playing us of course), but I just don't rate him as a keeper.

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2024 10:34 am
falkirk goon wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2024 9:10 pm
Next up after tonights straightforward win in Europe it's back to league business.This lot have been a proper pain in the fartbox the last few times we've played them :rubchin: 2 costly as fuck draws a couple of seasons back and I think they beat us 1-0 down there the season before.They papped us out of the cup.dow there aswell I seem to remember :cry: Anyhoo it probably won't be straightforward,Ramsdale will be like cross between Dino Zoff and Gordon Banks no doubt.

I've seen others are worried about this too. Well chaps, let me reassure you, there's fuck all to worry about. I hope he does return all keyed up to show us what we lost, because that way his ADHD will be fucking buzzing and the old manic chaos will kick in. Don't be surprised to see him fuck up. Can't wait to see him with our corner routines.

Just to be clear, I don't dislike the guy on any personal level and wish him all the best at Southampton (except when playing us of course), but I just don't rate him as a keeper.
Yes Falkirk is right they do seem to get results against us....but at the moment they are dire...absoulte shit.....club policy being to sell your best players every season, they will get relegated unless they strengthen at the next transfer window
Get an early goal and we will run them ragged...4-0

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2024 9:46 pm
We need to absolutely DESTROY these fuckers... they have had the ole Indian Sign over us a few times, so time to put that right... I like Rambo but he's no longer one of us so I hope he ships in at least SEVEN Goals...(Havertz for a Hat-Trick!). :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
I thnk that sums it up nicely!! Poor old Rambo..............

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2024 10:34 am
falkirk goon wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2024 9:10 pm
Next up after tonights straightforward win in Europe it's back to league business.This lot have been a proper pain in the fartbox the last few times we've played them :rubchin: 2 costly as fuck draws a couple of seasons back and I think they beat us 1-0 down there the season before.They papped us out of the cup.dow there aswell I seem to remember :cry: Anyhoo it probably won't be straightforward,Ramsdale will be like cross between Dino Zoff and Gordon Banks no doubt.

I've seen others are worried about this too. Well chaps, let me reassure you, there's fuck all to worry about. I hope he does return all keyed up to show us what we lost, because that way his ADHD will be fucking buzzing and the old manic chaos will kick in. Don't be surprised to see him fuck up. Can't wait to see him with our corner routines.

Just to be clear, I don't dislike the guy on any personal level and wish him all the best at Southampton (except when playing us of course), but I just don't rate him as a keeper.
:shock: :shock: :shock:


I would never have guessed retro! :D :wink:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2024 11:40 am
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2024 10:34 am
falkirk goon wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2024 9:10 pm
Next up after tonights straightforward win in Europe it's back to league business.This lot have been a proper pain in the fartbox the last few times we've played them :rubchin: 2 costly as fuck draws a couple of seasons back and I think they beat us 1-0 down there the season before.They papped us out of the cup.dow there aswell I seem to remember :cry: Anyhoo it probably won't be straightforward,Ramsdale will be like cross between Dino Zoff and Gordon Banks no doubt.

I've seen others are worried about this too. Well chaps, let me reassure you, there's fuck all to worry about. I hope he does return all keyed up to show us what we lost, because that way his ADHD will be fucking buzzing and the old manic chaos will kick in. Don't be surprised to see him fuck up. Can't wait to see him with our corner routines.

Just to be clear, I don't dislike the guy on any personal level and wish him all the best at Southampton (except when playing us of course), but I just don't rate him as a keeper.
:shock: :shock: :shock:


I would never have guessed retro! :D :wink:

:lol: :lol:

I have previous.

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2024 10:29 pm
I feel like we owe these fuckers a good slap.
I concur.

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:20 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2024 11:40 am
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2024 10:34 am
falkirk goon wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2024 9:10 pm
Next up after tonights straightforward win in Europe it's back to league business.This lot have been a proper pain in the fartbox the last few times we've played them :rubchin: 2 costly as fuck draws a couple of seasons back and I think they beat us 1-0 down there the season before.They papped us out of the cup.dow there aswell I seem to remember :cry: Anyhoo it probably won't be straightforward,Ramsdale will be like cross between Dino Zoff and Gordon Banks no doubt.

I've seen others are worried about this too. Well chaps, let me reassure you, there's fuck all to worry about. I hope he does return all keyed up to show us what we lost, because that way his ADHD will be fucking buzzing and the old manic chaos will kick in. Don't be surprised to see him fuck up. Can't wait to see him with our corner routines.

Just to be clear, I don't dislike the guy on any personal level and wish him all the best at Southampton (except when playing us of course), but I just don't rate him as a keeper.
:shock: :shock: :shock:


I would never have guessed retro! :D :wink:

:lol: :lol:

I have previous.

What?! You've had a sex change?!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


Does Rodders know.....? or Spuddy?


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4-0

A Saka masterclass and another goal for Gabriel and Havertz!! :barscarf:

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This really ought to be a walk in the park and a way of giving a boost to our GD. They're a very poor side and were absolutely dreadful against Bournemouth on Monday. Championship level playing staff and the manager looks way out of his depth.

Always had a bit of a soft spot for the Saints...don't know why....but they're going straight back down.

I'll second Tee Cee's 4-0. Anything less is an under achievement.

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Obvious to say I know but this is a MUST Win.

We are going into yet another-pointless load of bollocks-fucking-boring as fuck -interull where no doubt at least 1 or 2 of our 1st squad players will pick up an injury or at the very least a 'leetul beet of a neegle" that will rule them out for 3 - 4 weeks etc :roll: :banghead:

So we need to Win and keep the positivity and momentum going.

These no-mark shyte-stainCunts did us serious harm last season, so not only Must we Beat them, but we need to seriously fuck them up, so on the final whistle they leave the pitch utterly shell-shocked and with no hope of surviving this season.

It's about time we gave some shytestain club a right fuckin' seeing to... up the arris with No Lube, so much so that even Spuddy & Rodders would Wince and walk bow-legged.

Having said all that: As usual I will be a Bag of Nerves as it still remains in our DNA; Thanks to Wenker that a small time team can Rock-Up and Derail us.

We need Palace to get at least a draw against the scouseFilth AND for ESR & Fulham to do us a Solid and Kick Cheaty & the Mong in the Nut-Sack! So we can go into the break On Top.

So: #COYG Let's Destroy These Mother-Fuckers with Extreme Prejudice! :barscarf: :box: :barscarf: :box: :barscarf: :box: :barscarf:

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Arteta's Pre-Game Presser: (14 Minutes)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfjX3yBFopI

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