Good ideas to maximise Premiership profit

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Cus Geezer
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Good ideas to maximise Premiership profit

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Idea One

The chairmen and directors offer their vital organs to the thriving illegal trade in organ donations, with the profits going directly to premiership coffers.

Some observers have criticised the idea for compromising the integrity of the bodily functions of premiership directors, but Premiership chairmen have assessed the potential revenue that could be exploited from the international illegal organ donation trade after watching the 2002 film 'Dirty Pretty Things' and believe that it is the way forward.
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RaM
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How about collection plates that go around the ground twice a match a bit like a church ceremony. :lol:

Religions offer little more than bullshit but they all seem to be doing pretty well financially. :lol:
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I Hate Hleb
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Re: Good ideas to maximise Premiership profit

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Cus Geezer wrote:Idea One

The chairmen and directors offer their vital organs to the thriving illegal trade in organ donations, with the profits going directly to premiership coffers.

Some observers have criticised the idea for compromising the integrity of the bodily functions of premiership directors, but Premiership chairmen have assessed the potential revenue that could be exploited from the international illegal organ donation trade after watching the 2002 film 'Dirty Pretty Things' and believe that it is the way forward.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

THAT'S QUALITY CUS!! 8) :lol: :wink:
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