Songs V Chavski

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:57 pm

We need new songs for on sunday heres a few i thought up and can think of.....

Oh Ashley Cole is a Chelsea batty bot is a chelsea batty boy is a chelsea batty boy for the words click this link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX-0wuvx2xM

10 ment went to bed, went to bed with ashley 10 men 9 men 8 men 7 men 6 men 5 men 4 men 3 men 2 men 1 man and his mabile phone went to bed with ashley.....and so on

oh ashley cole his a fuckin arsehole

stand up if you hate (c)ashley

dont ya wich your team had history....to the tune of pussy cat dolls dont ya wish your girlfriend hot like me for the tune click the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDP38jFXIiI

we got the best left back in the world we got the best left back in the world we got the best left back in the world....when cluchy gets the ball and kills drogba....for tune click this link

2nd chant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7J53B-Ow-E

big fat big fat frank big fat big fat frank big fat big fat frank big fat frankie lampar

wen were winning after big fat thinking they will win the quadruple

quadruple ur avin a laff quadruple ur avin a laff (tune of champions league ur avin a laff)

to big fat frank agen...get ur t!ts out get ur t!ts out get ur t!ts out for the fans get ur t!ts out for the fans

fuck off mouriniho....for the tune follow the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8EIvO5tdH8

carefree where ever u may be we all hate the cfc

fuck off chelsea fc u aint got no history

follow link for tune (sung by scousers so listen carefully

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFG_kbEsNXA

chelsea rent boys chelsea rent boys....till dies down

carefree whereever u may be
u aint got no history
lampards fat
the rest are queer
jose only happy when coles up his rear

think of nemore post and sing in full voice

common u gunners we can do this

tenementfunster5 · Post by **tenementfunster5** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:59 pm

1 man went to lift, went to lift frank lampard
1 man and his forklift truck went to lift frank lampard,
2 men went to bed ...........

DDignam · Post by **DDignam** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:29 pm

Kanu from the corner flag

Uh Ah Ray Parlour (Lovejoy and its only ray palour - best line on tv commetry I have ever heard)

Gooner_mojo · Post by **Gooner_mojo** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:20 am

(to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)

We'll be running round chelsea with our titles hangin out,
We'll be running round chelsea with our titles hangin out,
We'll be running round chelsea,
running round chelsea,
running round chelsea with our titles hangin out . . . .

singing we've got 10 more than you,
singing we've got 10 more than you,
singing we've got 10,
we've got 10,
we've got 10 more than you!

dtjenkins · Post by **dtjenkins** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:23 am

Chav Army, Chav Army, Chav army!

Goonanana · Post by **Goonanana** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:34 am

Tweedy is a slapper,
She takes it up the hole,
And when she fucks her husband,
She think thinks of our Theo

mallet7 · Post by **mallet7** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:48 am

simple and easy:

Where were you when you were Shit!!!!!

northerngooner · Post by **northerngooner** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:26 pm

I have to agree that "Where were you when you were shit?" is very apt but here are a few more that might be of help.

Have you ever won the Double have you
f*ck,
Have you ever won the Double have you
f*ck,
Have you ever won the Double,
Ever won the Double,
Ever won the Double have you f*ck !!

or

Hello Hello Hello,
F*ck*ng Chelsea Have Sucked Him Hollow
All The Money They Took,
From That Big Russian Crook,
But They Will Never Win The
Double!!!!!

or

(to she'll be coming round the mountain)
When the russian goes to prison you'll
be fu*cked,
When the russian goes to prison you'll
be fu*cked,
When the russian goes to prison, russian goes to prison,
russian goes to prison you'll be f*cked.

or

When you're Blue and White
You're full of f*cking shite
Chelsea, Chelsea.............

or

my personal favourite at the mo (to she'll be coming round the mountain again!!)

Oh the KGB are knocking on his door
'cos he's been stealin all his money
from the poor
When the Kremlin get his number....
Chelsea's going underrrrr
'Cos the KGB are knocking on his door

or

small team from Fulham,
your just a small team from Fulham,
small team from Fulham.........

or a dig at Big Fat Frank

Lampard, you let your country down,
you let your country down,
you let your country down.
Lampard, you let your country down,
you let your country down,
you let your country down.

Just a few to mull over.
lampard

N22Gooner · Post by **N22Gooner** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:40 pm

Carefree wherever you may be
we are the famous AFC
and we don't give a fuck about chelsea
cos we are the famous AFC

ASH cole takes it up the arse

"your coats from matalan" - to mourinho

small team in fulham

one team in london

cashley songs

lampard songs

Cesc is God · Post by **Cesc is God** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:49 pm

Yes, I would love to see all the Gooners singing 'Where were you when you were sh*t'. Would give them a real awkward situation and hopefully shut all the Chel$ki rent boys up...

If we win, we could sing 'The kids, the kids, the kids have beat the quids!' - pretty poor i know but it took me 30 seconds to think of it.

UP THE ARSE !

Cesc is God · Post by **Cesc is God** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:53 pm

Yes, I would love to see all the Gooners singing 'Where were you when you were sh*t'. Would give them a real awkward situation and hopefully shut all the Chel$ki rent boys up...

If we win, we could sing 'The kids, the kids, the kids have beat the quids!' - pretty poor i know but it took me 30 seconds to think of it.

UP THE ARSE !

liam bradys left foot · Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:41 pm

to the tune of sol campbell has won the double

lampard lampard lampard
he loves it when ashleys cocks hard
he sucks on it hard while making a pass
and fucking mourinhos ass

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:39 am

get ur phone out get ur phone out get ur phone out for ashley get ur phone out for ashley