Another bad Joke
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Charlie! Charlie!
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Another bad Joke
The Liverpool manager sends scouts out around the world looking for a new striker and hopefully win Liverpool the title. One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20 mins left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 mins and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. "Hello Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 mins today, we were 4-0 down to Man Utd but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, the manager - they all love me." "Well that's Wonderful for you" says his mum, "but let me tell you about my day while you were off having a great time. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten up and your brother has joined a gang of looters." The young lad was very upset, "What can I say mum, I'm so sorry." "Sorry?!!" says his mum, "it's your fault we moved to fucking Liverpool in the first place!"
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Cesc is God
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SCREAM AIM FIRE
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Red Gunner
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Heard it before, absolutely brilliant 
Last edited by Red Gunner on Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:12 pm, edited 1 time in total.
